Thought For The Day

The Shame Game

February 7, 2020

As impeachment season devolves into the assholes of history, Mitch “I Regret-That-I-Have-But-One-Life-With-Which-To-Destroy-Any-Semblance-Of-Democracy” McConnell makes Benedict Arnold look like Nathan Hale.  Hale spied for the Continental Army and was ultimately captured and executed by the British.  McConnell, who is cozy with the Russians himself, has devoted himself to ending democracy in America, most recently by protecting his Russian-asset-of-an-Impeached-president from truth, justice and the American way.  Hale gave his life for the nascent nation; McConnell choked the life out of the nation 240-some years later.

We find ourselves on the other side the self-proclaimed “greatest deliberative body in the world” carrying out their long-predetermined fake vote not to convict Impeached-president Donald Chrump.  The faux trial had no witnesses, no new evidence and no documents, and there was no great-body-deliberation.  The prosecution presented abundant, comprehensive, irrefutable testimony and other evidence – including repeated confessions by the defendant.  The defense dissembled, distracted and dodged.  Exactly as their client demanded.  Chrump’s defense team also managed to squeeze in a few campaign ads for their client, as well as disseminating Russian propaganda aimed at weakening Joe Biden.  Exactly as their client was attempting to get Ukraine to do – the very act that caused Chrump to be impeached.

We learned that Mitt Romney was more-man than anyone knew, and that Susan Collins was as worthless as condoms at a convent.  Lamar Alexander, who voted against witnesses, also stated unequivocally that the charges in Impeachment Article One were proven by the House of Representatives, i.e., guilty as charged.  The fact that the impeached president was unable to produce one single witness, document or evidence of any kind in his defense was further clear and irrefutable proof that he was not only guilty, but knew he was guilty, as did every single member of the Senate.

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