An Indecent Prop Asshole

He's Just Not That Into You...Or Anyone Else For That Matter

June 15, 2020

“I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold and cruel,
but I am, so that’s how it comes out.”
                              Bill Hicks

Chrump was not satisfied with his angry, upside-down Bible photo shoot, in which he blindsided the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Defense Secretary, using them as props. Chrump held the Bible like he was making an example of it, punishing it in full public view because it angered him in some way – most likely because it failed to mention that he was the greatest person God ever put on his (Chrump’s that is, as far as he's concerned) Earth.

Donald Chrump is the toilet paper stuck to America’s shoe

Involuntarily attempting to outdo himself – after all that was a two-fer, humiliating both the Bible and top military officials at the same time – Chrump decided to mock, insult and endanger the health of West Point’s graduating class of 2020 (and their families) by dragging them back from all corners of the country, in the middle of the pandemic, solely for the amusement of the Commander-in-chief, who insisted they watch him struggle to read a pathetic speech he did not understand and they did not need to hear, in person rather than the remote graduation everyone else in the entire fucking world is doing these days. Chrump as always, was concerned only with massaging his insatiable, unstable ego, and with proving he is boss by throwing his overweight around. Everything is but a prop to Chrump. He has no respect for anyone or anything. Never has, never will.

But Wait, There’s More…

“I could shoot all of you and not lose a single vote.”

Chrump is also using his won fawning followers as props, willing to risk their lives, but in true Chrump fashion, making them sign a waiver - a pre-nup of sorts, before getting into bed or an arena with him – lest they contract COVID-19 because they stood elbow to eyeball without masks just to be in the presence of, and please their idol.

In one way or another each of us, whether for him or against him, takes our lives into our hands every day with Donald Chrump at the helm. whether it be the virus he is aiding and abetting, the racism his is fighting to inflame, the grifting or the treason, he has us all hanging by our fingernails over the Grand Canyon of evil incompetence that is Chrump's very essence.

The incumbent idiot, who cannot handle walking down a ramp without looking like the oldest person alive, and apparently cannot drink from a glass without using both of his little hands, also needs two slogans just to be safe. Chrump has “Keep America Great” right alongside “Transition To Greatness,” and his mindless minions can’t see that these mutually exclusive messages don’t quite belong together. Just as they cannot see that “Donald Chrump” and “President of the United States” do not belong together. 

The recently departed Neil Innes, presciently
sings a song of Donald Chrump, while also predicting
Chrump's signature "hair" style, circa 1973

I. Mangrey reporting.