June 21, 2020
Current swamp maggot/White House trade adviser Peter Navarro
said of John Bolton’s yell-all book, “It’s the deep swamp political equivalent
of revenge porn. The guy got fired because he didn’t obey the chain of command,
because he was out of touch with what President Donald J. Trump stands for as
far as foreign policy.” Wow, being out of touch with Chrump’s foreign policy
(as if such a thing existed) is the first decent thing John Bolton has done in
his entire political career. And, “deep swamp?” Really? How exactly did Bolton
become Donald Chrump’s third – maybe fourth, who can keep count with all these
best people flying all over the place – National Security Advisor? Did he sneak
in while no one was looking? Or did someone, maybe someone in a position of
authority, maybe like a president with a very good brain who knows all the best
people assign Bolton one of the highest positions in the federal government? We
may never know.
Bolton and fellow swamp things
Whatever may come from John Bolton’s possibly upcoming book,
which the fascist Justice Department is suing to stop from being published*, we
must not forget that he is not a hero for telling all he knows about all the
horrific escapades of Donald Chrump. Bolton is a pathetic, greedy, little
coward. He may have the same mustache as the evil Professor from Felix the Cat,
but he reminds me of this clip of Daffy Duck:
At least Daffy showed some guts tangling with the Tasmanian
Devil. Bolton had every opportunity to take a swipe at the Tasmanian Douchebag
Chrump, but he kept his mouth shut when it counted, presumably in order to maximize
interest in his book. No matter how many mind-boggling tales Bolton may tell,
it cannot excuse his decision to fuck America one more time, by sitting there in
“The Room Where It Happened” – which oddly enough is the title of his
traitorous book – watching it happen, and further enabling it to happen by doing
nothing to stop it from happening. Nothing but a greedy, little coward and a
long festering stain on the fabric of this nation.
A boy and his dog
I don’t recall where in the Constitution it instructs those
who take an oath to “preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the
United States” are required to not preserve, protect and defend the Constitution,
and instead sit silently by and watch the constant commission of high crimes
and misdemeanors, and then fight calls to testify about same, and then sell
your collisional, delusional story for big bucks. This is reminiscent of O.J.
Simpson’s post-acquittal (for murders he almost certainly did commit) book “If
I Did It.”
Well, Chrump did it, Bolton watched him do it, blamed others
for him keeping quiet and then making money off it, and still pretends to be a
patriot. While more than a dozen other public servants risked their long-held
jobs by testifying against the most corrupt, and vindictive president in our
history for the same malfeasance Bolton wants us to pay to read about, Bolton
sat there with his head up his ass (I guess he likes how his mustache tickles
his insides) teasing his book. Fuck you John Bolton. He was always a war-mongering
asshole; he never saw a war he didn’t like, and always wished he could have
started more. Now he has placed an oozing, moldy cherry squarely atop the shit
sundae that was his career.
*Fun fact: Bolton’s book has already been vetted, published,
printed and distributed to no small number of select persons in the media; for
example Stephen Colbert.
I. Mangrey reporting.
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