The Face That Launched A Thousand* Lies
February 4, 2021
After four disastrous years of Turmp’s crimes
and our punishment, culminating in his Klux Klan Koup, it remains difficult to
hear anyone’s call for unity above the relentless shouting of the GQP, many of
whom still insist that Biden stole the election and Turmp won. That is, when
they are not busy threatening the lives of their colleagues.
Despite the almost universal recognition –
even among Ratpublican legislators – that Turmp was guilty of inciting
insurrection against the United States, in between their anything-but-sincere,
cynical whining for unity, Ratpublicans are mewling to anyone who will listen
that it’s time to get over that whole violent coup thing that happened so long
ago, and move on. Presumably, to a few dozen more Benghazi hearings, or maybe
just one or ten or forty-seven more investigations into Hillary Clinton’s
emails. Of course, when Ratpublicans call for unity they mean: do what they
want you to do and there will be unity.
While many among them are now trying to pin
the blame on Nancy Pelosi, McConnell’s Minions are blubbering that holding a
Senate IMPEACHMENT hearing is just a silly waste of time, and will cause
division in our nation. They are anxious to get on with relentlessly obstructing
Joe Biden’s agenda to pull America up out of the hundred-foot-deep dung heap under
which they allowed, no encouraged, Turmp to bury us.
Agreed: There has been a significant improvement in quality of life since Turmp
has been banned from Twitter and other antisocial media platforms, not to
mention the White House. Disinformation regarding the outcome of the 2020
election dropped by 73% in the days after Turmp’s Twitter ban took effect.
Agreed: Stress levels have greatly diminished since Turmp has lost his bullshit
pulpit and we do not have to wonder what existential threat to democracy he
will perpetrate every single day. The almost total elimination of having to
hear his whiny voice has brought considerable healing to a sickened nation
(excluding of course, the tens-of-millions of whoever the hell voted for this
poison pill).
Needed: In a desperately needed effort to wipe Turmp off the face of our
political landscape (I bet you thought I was going to say Earth, but that would
be inappropriate in so far as it might catch the attention of authorities
trained to monitor such dangerous talk unless it is uttered by radical
right-wing lunatics who believe that Jewish space lasers started the California
wildfires and that Anderson Cooper eats babies.) and the well-earned erasure of
this fascist fuckwit from our memories, the media must stop showing pictures of
his fake fucking face. That is, unless it shows him responding to a subpoena,
being escorted in handcuffs, sitting in a courtroom next to some doofus
attorney he hired out of the Yellow Pages after all his third-tier attorneys
quit because they refused to work for a raving lunatic who still thinks he won
the election, or on his first day in prison, or next to his very brief obituary
that somehow leaves out the fact that was president. Otherwise, these are the
only pictures we should have to endure now that the White House has been
liberated:
Objectionable in mirror is closer than is healthy
Or this…
This would also be
acceptable…
And of course, this…
America’s happy place
His voice is
painful, his words are stupid and/or lies, his fake fucking face hurts to look
at. Stop subjecting us to any of it without good cause and/or proper protection.
* Actually, it was 30,573 false or misleading claims in four years. Nearly
half in his final year.
I. Mangrey recovering.
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