Saturday, February 13, 2021

Do The Wrong Thing

Profiles In Bullshit

February 13, 2021 (Before the vote)

Not sure what to say. You would end up homeless and forehead-deep in debt betting on Ratpublicans doing anything other than the worst thing imaginable in any given circumstance. On today’s menu is what should be the obvious conviction of Donald Junta Turmp for incitement of insurrection, which as everyone knows, is one of his better traits.

Turmp was correct when he called Mike Pence a coward, just not for the reason Turmp was claiming. Turmp was also not wrong for saying Pence betrayed the Constitution, just not for the reason Turmp was claiming. Pence was not acting cowardly when after being whisked away from Turmp’s lynch mob he returned to his seat in the Senate chamber to fulfill his mainly ceremonial Constitutional duty to formally certify the votes of the Electoral College.

Pence, in a cowardly assault on the Constitution and our democracy, continues to keep mum about the depredations visited upon him by the man he had been obsequiously loyal to for five long, humiliating years. Mike Pence has pertinent and likely damning evidence of his boss’s state of mind leading up to Turmp’s months-long road to incitement which almost got Pence killed. We now know that Turmp continued to focus the wrath of his murderous, traitorous mob on what he perceived to be Pence’s Judas to Turmp’s Jesus, even after he was told what he likely already knew, that Pence had been spirited out of harm’s way.

Speaking of cowardly liars, after both sides presented their cases and all questions from the jury were answered, we learned that House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy had a heated perfect phone during which he begged Turmp to call off his psychotic horde. Turmp responded, “Well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you are.” Furious, McCarthy told Turmp that the rioters were breaking into his office through the windows. According to a Ratpublican lawmaker familiar with Turmp’s latest perfect call, McCarthy replied to the delusional dimwit, “Who the fuck do you think you are talking to?” Where is Kevin McCarthy’s voice confirming or denying this story?  

The noose that Turmp built: while inside the Capitol Turmp’s mob 
chanted, “Hang Mike Pence!” a gallows awaited Turmp’s VP just outside.

The “defense” put on by Turmp’s team of lawyers whose previous experience comprises representing mobsters and rapists and the newest litigious lunatic on the team who is a personal injury lawyer (who sued Turmp last year) was nothing more than an attempt to deflect, distract, dissemble and please their client’s perverse needs in order to get paid by their well-known serial-deadbeat client. Turmp would have been much better off being represented by Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga, and McCormack. He should have told his awful attorneys to stand back, stand by and shut up.

To be fair, Turmp’s lawyers did manage to dial the stupid they displayed during their opening statements way down during the rebuttals. Bereft of facts, they battered the audience with out-of-context videos of Democrats – after raging about Democrats relying on out-of-context videos (which of course was untrue) – using the word “fight” relentlessly in order to shock and awe people into submission. Rather than defend their indefensible client, they knew they had to be louder, ruder and mispronounce as many words as possible in order for their client to like them enough to consider paying them for their public humiliation. The defense was reduced to supplying the cowardly, anti-democratic Ratpublicans the cover they needed to vote for insurrection, criminality and racism, which after all have all been the Ratpublican Party’s raison d'ĂȘtre for a very long time.

I. Mangrey retaliating.                                                                                                    

                                                                               

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