Saturday, February 20, 2021

Thought For The Day

February 20, 2021

This Just In

Researchers have determined that after only one month in office, Joe Biden has already worked more hours than the last guy did in four whole debilitating, demoralizing, demonstrably disastrous years. To be fair, Biden has devoted absolutely no time whatsoever to making money off of taxpayers by golfing at one of his opulent resorts, rage tweeting incessantly from his toilet, or watching eight-to-ten hours a day of Fux News. I bet if he was doing all of those very presidential things he would not get nearly as much done.

As president, Biden has prioritized not being a dick

And as an extra added bonus, Biden has made serious efforts to stop people from dying rather than making absolutely certain that hundreds of thousands of them do. I guess everyone needs a hobby. Biden does not even seem to know how to speak of himself in the third person.

I wish President Biden luck trying to get anything done without the help of Jared Kushner and Stephen Miller.

This has been your Paying Attention Thought For The Day.

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