February 19, 2021
In Profiles In Damage, Part I, we discussed just how
horrible the Ratpublican Party is, has been, and likely will continue to be. Even
in the so-called absence of their failed, disgraced, ex-reality TV celebrity
and alleged serial rapist, and more recently twice-IMPEACHED fake-believe
president. We pick up the story with a few specific examples of moronic,
hypocritical, anti-democratic bullshit.
Everyone now knows that a large majority of the Ratpublican
Party stands behind the un-American cretin they chose to follow in 2016. They are
pretending that all he ever did while riling up his tiny-brained minions before
they stormed the Capitol was exercise his First Amendment rights. The First
Amendment does not give you the right to yell “You’re fired!” in a crowded
Capitol, even if you are the world’s biggest asshole. Apparently, Ratpublicans
believe that Second Amendment remedies are necessary for sorting out issues
with the First or whatever it is they think they’re doing.
Ratpublican Who’s Who Of WTF
Ratpublicans all across the land are busy censuring everyone
in their own party who had the unmitigated gall to stand up for truth, justice
and the American way. Oh, and that Constitution thingie. All of these life-long
rat-fuckers, most of whom voted unwaveringly along party lines with the brief
and likely singular exception of this one time, have become personae non grata
among the faithful in the party that is now owned lock, stock and smoldering
gun barrel by Donald Turmp. And I say verily unto them, go fucketh thyselves to
hell.
On Presidents Day (which should cease to be a holiday until
such time as this nation atones for “electing” Donald Turmp) Devin Nunes and
Jim Jordan sent a three-page letter to Nancy Pelosi, casting the blame for the January
6th Capitol attack at her feet. Both of these marshmallow-brained
criminals (Nunes was sharing secret information with Turmp during the Russia investigation
and Jordan was accused of looking the other way when fellow wrestling coach was
sexually abusing student wrestlers at Ohio State) were given Medals of Freedom,
as was finally-dead human wrecking ball Rush Limbaugh, presumably for their
horrendous deeds against humanity.
Wisconsin super genius, somehow senator and two term loser
Ron Johnson decided to weigh in on the storming of the U.S. Capitol last month,
saying on conservative talk radio Monday that it “didn't seem like an armed
insurrection to me.” To be fair, it must be difficult for him to know what is
going on with his head so far up his ass. Johnson would lose a debate with a
man in a coma. Let's just say Ku Klux Ron is 51 cards short of a full deck.
Perhaps best and most honest of all, Dave Ball, Washington
County, Pennsylvania Ratpublican Party Chair said of Pat Toomey's vote to
convict Turmp, “We did not send him there to vote their conscience. We did not
send him there to do the right thing, or whatever it is you think he’s doing…”
Proving once again that even on those rare occasions when they tell the truth,
they absolutely suck.
The last honest Ratpublican
Everyone saw what happened on January 6, 2021. Everyone
knows why and how it happened. Everyone knows who detonated the improvised
explosive device Ratpublicans have been assembling for so long on that fateful,
disgraceful day. His deed earned him a SECOND IMPEACHMENT, only to escape
justice once again thanks to those who birthed, nurtured and protected him
against American democracy.
According to Alex Tausanovitch Director, Campaign Finance
and Electoral Reform at Center for American Progress, 34 Ratpublican senators
representing just 14.5% of population can block conviction of president who
tried to violently overthrow American democracy.
Maybe I'm unable to be objective, but I defy anyone to show
me a box of hammers the likes of Johnson, Louie Gohmert, Jim Jordan, Steve
King, Devin Nunes, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Greene, Rand Paul, Rick Perry, Sarah
Palin, Kevin McCarthy, Josh Hawley, Lindsey Graham or Donald Turmp in the
Democratic Party.
Rats Refuse To Leave Stinking Ship
Naturally, it is not just the elected Ratpublicans who are
the problem. A Politico poll taken shortly after the IMPEACHMENT debacle of
February 13th found that only 27% of Ratpublicans held Turmp at
least partly responsible for the horrific attack on the Capitol, while 46% of
these very fine people (one assumes) put at least partial blame on…no, for once
it was not Barack Obama…Joe Biden. The other 27% blamed windmills, Jews and the
Muppets. Currently, 68% of Ratpublicans want Turmp to remain the party leader,
while 31% want anything else.
One very big rat did actually abandon ship, albeit
temporarily. Texas toast/senator Ted Cruz was spotted fleeing his home state
while millions of his constituents, most of whom are getting what they deserve,
suffer with a freak storm (that clearly has nothing to do with any kind of
climate crisis) that pummeled Mexico’s northern-most territory with mountains of
snow and almost-unheard-of freezing temperatures, plunging much of the state
into darkness. Cruz first blamed his daughters for talking him into heading
south to Cancun, before trotting out various “explanations” in search of the least
damning excuse. After being spotted and outed on social media, the Texas Weasel
turned tail and ran all the way home to attempt damage control.
I. Mangrey trying to breathe.
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