Brainless, Vapid Shithead Of The Day

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Cloudy With A Chance Of Morons

August 17, 2022

A no less mentally-challenged and grammar-averse Sarah Palin is throwing her empty hat into the ring for a seat in Congress. In the lower 48, they talk about people being all hat, no cattle. In Alaska they have instead all hat, no cortex when it comes to their ex-governor.

Opining about Democrats, history’s worst ever presidential running mate, who is worth $8M, said “Absolutely not, they want to wipe out the middle class. The mom-and-pop, Joe six-pack, us peons.” Not too many peons are sitting on $8M, but plenty of pea-brains are. With any luck, Palin will once again go down in flames…or sludge.

Palin, who quit in the middle of her term as (gulp) governor of Alaska, was on the ballot last night in the race to finish the term of deceased long-serving Rep. Don Young. No clear winner emerged, but the mavericky word-salad enthusiast managed to make it through the first round. Palin, who was endorsed by Trump, will have a week or two to work on her own big lie in case she loses as bigly as her benefactor. 

The petulant, exasperating Palin is running against multi-millionaire Nick Begich III – the choice of the Ratpublican Party, who have apparently had their fill of the worst VP candidate in the history of the world – and Mary Peltola the Democrat and Native Alaskan of Yup'ik descent. Peltola is unsurprisingly pro-choice and pro-Earth, unlike the other two craptastic candidates. As of this writing, Peltola leads in the vote count as the race likely heads for a run-off.

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*Pictured above: Not the brainless, vapid shithead of the day Sarah Palin, but rather the great, comedic genius Michael Palin who is thankfully, no relation. I just couldn’t bring myself to subject any of us to the image of the horrible, tragic dimwit Palin in question.

This has been your Brainless, Vapid, Shithead Of The Day. Ugh.