August 31, 2022
Ratpublicans are absolutely sickened by the
invasion of our elementary schools by Drag Shows. They campaign on fighting
them off. Already-elected morons like Florida Governor Ron DuhSantis is running
off at the mouth at every opportunity to fight the scourge of drag queens
strutting their stuff for small children. Funny thing, this has never happened.
Ratpublican psychos have dreamed this shit up to frighten their brainless base.
To be fair, not all of them are brainless, just too many of them.
So let’s do the math. Drag queens are never in our schools (neither is CRT by the way). You know what is in our schools on a regular basis? Fucking assault weapons. In the hands of children. Children massacring children. With assault weapons. In schools. Schools that are completely bereft of drag queens. Drag queens who are universally without guns. Not shooting anyone in schools. Ever. In fact, we know of no mass shootings carried out by any drag queens anywhere. But especially not in our gun-addled schools. We leave the mass shootings up to hetero white males. In fact, Ratpublicans encourage it. They are unflinchingly in favor of mass shootings. And raping puppies. Tell your friends.
You know what else is a hoax? Ron Fucking DuhSantis.
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
jocularity.
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