Fun Fact For The Day

Send In The Feds…Don’t Bother, They’re Here

August 12, 2022

In case you have not heard, or if like me you just cannot hear it often enough, the FBI – acting on a federal-court-approved, probable-cause search warrant – spent some quality time at Mor-on-Lago this past Monday. The move was carried out very quietly in order to protect the privacy of the suspect, who warrants no privacy. For some reason the suspect, Donald Toilet Trump decided to publicize the event, which he and his Rat Pack in Congress immediately began using to raise money, and to gin up a civil war.

Apparently, Trump thought there was a home version of what he believed was just another reality show. A home version that included extremely sensitive nuclear secrets.

Moving day at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., January 20, 2021;
Trump once again breaking the law in broad daylight

For some strange reason (do the name Hillary Clinton ring a bell), in 2018 (less than a year into office) Donald Trump signed into law a bill raising the penalty for mishandling government documents – you know, like taking them out of the White House illegally and hiding them around an illegal residence, say at a Florida resort.

Trump signing a law that with any luck will soon be

coming back to bite him on his dumb ass

In part, the law upgraded the seriousness of wrongly moving classified material, turning it from a misdemeanor into a felony – and increasing the maximum sentence – from one year in prison to five years.

We reached out to Trumpworld to learn whether or not the ex-president and current indictment collector believed that time machines were real and had planned to go back in time to arrest Hillary Clinton under his new law. Trump’s representative could not be reached for comment.

Just thought you might like to know.

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