Thought For The Day

Cloudy With A Chance Of Civil War II

August 24, 2022

Thus far, the completely legal seizure of stolen documents by the FBI at Mor-on-Lardo, has been a huge boon for disgraced, twice-impeached, insurrectionist, ex-one-term-president and failed blogger Donald Turmp. The Traitor Tot is currently under suspicion of espionage (which we know full well he committed on numerous occasions while in office). As a result of their delusional take on the FBI raid, his minions are having a seizure seizure and Trump’s fundraising has gone through the roof. His once tenuous lead over Ron DuhSantis for the 2024 Ratpublican nomination has taken a turn for the better. And, his die-hard, brain-dead, gun-crazed cult members have declared war on the United States government and more than half of the populace, particularly non-Whites and non-Christians.

A Comedy Of Terrors

One might have thought Trump would have had the good sense to hide the stolen highly-classified-documents-that-could-land-him-in-jail in a better hiding place, like maybe in Ivana's coffin at the first tee at Mor-on-Lardo. Can’t imagine why one would think such a thing.

The most recently reported fun facts is that in December 2021 the sociopathic shithead tiny-hand-picked more than 400 classified documents (some 1000 pages) to stash at Mor-on-Lardo. Pretty interesting considering Turmp can barely read a tweet. Even more interesting for someone who needed to have his security briefings accompanied by crayon drawings in order to keep his damaged brain on message for more than 15 seconds at a time. Oh yeah, then he lied to the National Archives, saying he turned over everything the stole. But guess what, there was much more, which the FBI finally had to go in and recover. Can you say WTF?

Say Hello To My Little Fingerprints

This reporter is looking forward to seeing the actual Mor-on-Lardo security cam video showing Trump rifling through classified documents trying to decide which ones would fetch the biggest payday. 

With any luck, Merrick Garland’s Department of Justice will fully martyr this badly dyed dipshit and we can get on with this civil war. It may be unavoidable at this point, so we why not make the most of it. Nothing short of total capitulation to Trump will dissuade his troops from reliving their January 6 fever dream of violent insurrection/coup, though they will have to carry on without their shaman for the foreseeable future. So, the  DOJ might as well serve up some justice before that too goes the way of abortion rights.

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