August 8, 2022, 8:55 PM, Eastern
As if we needed anything more to celebrate, after the Inflation Reduction Act passing in the Senate, and the first day of Resignation Day(s), we have just learned that the FBI has executed
an unannounced raid pursuant to a search warrant on the residence of disgraced, twice-impeached, treasonous,
ex-one-term-president and failed blogger Donald Trump’s at Mor-on-Lago. Trump was not at Mor-on-Lago at the time of the raid, so unfortunately we will not get the
satisfaction of seeing him dragged out in his gold lame boxers.
If nothing else,
this event has resulted in Trump making the only known statement he has ever
made that does not contain at least one lie:
“These are dark times
for our Nation, as my beautiful home, Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, Florida, is
currently under siege, raided, and occupied by a large group of FBI agents.
Nothing like this has ever happened to a President of the United States
before.”
Okay, so he called Mor-on-Lago
beautiful. That’s kind of a judgment call. And yes, he said he was “under siege”
and “occupied.” Technically, those are exaggerations. This one time, I’m
willing to cut fucker some slack. This is as close as he has ever come. And yes,
“Nothing like this has ever
happened to a President of the United States before.” I wonder why
With any luck this
will pan out bigly and we can see what most of the country, and most of the
world would like to see.
It’s just a thought
This has been a Paying Attention™ Special
Broken News report.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled
Resignation Day(s) activities.
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