Sunday, October 2, 2022

Broken News

Ginni Take A Hike

October 2, 2022

Hey, remember queen dingbat Ginni Thomas – wife of (In)Justice Clarence Thomas? If not, please let me know the secret to your success. I only bring this up because Mrs. Uncle Thomas just spent some quality time with the January 6 Committee.

Ginni was in constant contact with the likes of Mark Meadows, John Eastman (former law clerk for someone named Clarence Thomas) and other major players in Trump’s coup plot. She also repeatedly contacted several secretaries of state, attempting to persuade them to overturn the legitimate election results. Why on earth would anyone give even half a shit what a nutbag like Ginni Thomas thought about anything. Could it be because her husband would be ruling on events from the bench of the highest court in the land? Or because of her sparkling personality and extraordinary wit and wisdom. I’ll wait while you mull it over.

One wonders if the Thomasses know that their love was illegal in this country for a very long time and could have gotten one or both of them killed in many states once upon a time.

The admitted, and proud of it MAGAt Thomas is suffering under two important delusions, and undoubtedly some number of other lesser delusions. 1) that the 2020 election, despite voluminous evidence to the contrary, was stolen, and 2) that she is the smartest person in the room. Ginni Thomas would not even be the smartest person in the room if she was in solitary confinement.

Thomas also lied to the committee saying that she never shared her treasonous activities concerning the January 6 insurrection with her husband, with whom she is inseparable, according the both Thomases. Ginni also texted Mark Meadows three weeks after the election about “a conversation with her best friend” in the context of agonizing over Biden’s stolen election and it being the “greatest Heist (sic) of our History (sick).”

Thomas waddling into her Jan 6 Committee testimony
beaming like a giddy schoolgirl heading to the prom,
excited to see her dream date, who never showed up

Thomas has not been charged with anything and was only brought in as a witless…I mean witness. She happily testified to the committee that she continues to believe that the 2020 election was stolen. There never was, nor will there ever be any proof that there was any significant fraud by Democrats, though there were numerous examples of Ratpublican voter fraud, criminal interference and, oh yeah the fucking attempted coup.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled happy thoughts.

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