October 20, 2022
Don’t Truss Me Bro
Like
me, if you have trouble wondering how America can be Sofa King stupid, take at
least a bit of solace in knowing that the UK’s replacement for pastier-faced,
poor imitation of disgraced,
twice-impeached, failed insurrection leader and Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president
Donald
Trump, lasted just over four Scaramuccis.* Boris Johnson, whose ridiculously chaotic
hair-do was surpassed only by his even more chaotic, imbecilic, disastrous and
permanently-damaging stint as prime minister, was briefly replaced by Liz
Truss. Rule Britannia.
Three stooges, with Truss simultaneously waving hello and good-bye
Truss lost the support
of her conservative party after implementing the very same conservative
bullshit that our conservatives consider their bread and butter (while they
suggest we eat cake), and are threatening to ramp up to 11 if they regain power
after the imminent midterm elections. After imposing massive tax cuts to those
who should be paying more in taxes, the whole world weighed in with a
figurative barrage of rotten tomatoes. In short order, Truss’s Tory Party had enough
and escorted her to the dustbin of history as Great Britain’s shortest-serving
prime minister of all time.
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*For those of you fortunate enough to have
forgotten Trump communications director/spokes-buffoon Anthony Scaramucci,
whose clownishly absurd fawning over his objectively suck-ass boss lasted only 11
days before being relieved of his duties, I envy you.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.
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