Thursday, October 13, 2022

Broken News

Irony Is Dead, But Hypocrisy Is In Perfect Health

October 13, 2022

Irony is dead, and so too may we be. Quack Dr. Oz is running a commercial attacking John Fetterman for pulling a gun on an unarmed black man. Never mind the context according to Fetterman. Shooting unarmed black men, as we all know, is practically part of the Ratpublican platform. In fact, it’s one of the few policies they even acknowledge other than outlawing abortion, contraception and same-sex marriage, destroying the environment, and passing tax cuts for the super-rich every six months.

White guys shooting unarmed black men is practically the raison d ĂȘtre of today’s Ratpublican base.

Is Oz dog-whistling that Fetterman cannot be trusted because the young black man walked away unscathed?

“Did you know there are still black men in Pennsylvania?
I invited one to “my” place for a fun game of hide and seek

Speaking of hypocrisy, Raphael “Ted” Cruz, Josh “Running Man” Hawley and kidnapping racist Ron DuhSantis all like to pretend they did not attend Ivy League colleges, while they spend every waking moment riling up their gullible, dimwitted, self-loathing supporters against East Coast liberal elites.

This has been a Paying Attention™ Special Broken News report.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled hysterics.


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