October 3, 2023
Very stable genius Donald Jailbird Trump figured
out a great way to distract everyone from the myriad pending court appearances
necessary to manage his 91 charges in four separate jurisdictions (so far). Especially since he had to show up in court yesterday, where he was caused to share
airspace with his nemesis du jour – Letitia James, who has Dumb Donald dead to
rights if the judge hearing the case is to be believed. And of course, he is,
since it is his courtroom and his rules. This judge has already found Trump guilty, and
is now hearing more testimony in order to determine how much of Trump’s
imaginary fortune to siphon away to pay his victims. Oh, and probably end his
ability to do business in New York.
The disgraced, twice-impeached,
four-time-indicted (so far), failed insurrection leader and
Fifth-Amendment-dependent ex-one-term-president took time away from being a
grifting shitbag running for president in order to keep himself out of prison, by talking about executing Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, Five-Star Army
General Mark Milley, days before his retirement.
Milley has served his nation in
the military honorably for 43 years – unlike Trump who never served anyone but
himself and never acted honorably in his entire noxious life.
Then this happened…
Milley in obvious distress, somehow able to keep his hands from strangling Trump
And this (for which Milley felt
compelled to apologize to the American people)…
Milley, conned into accompanying the Orange Oaf for political theater
Presumably, Trump believes Milley should have
been executed for talking Trump out of using the Insurrection Act against American
civilians who were protesting after the brutal police murder of George Floyd. Trump
attacked Milley for daring to put his oath to the Constitution above blind
loyalty to a demented conman.
But back to our main story…
New York State Of Fraud
Donald Trump may have just received the most
severe spanking since Stormy Daniels swatted his dumb ass with a Forbes
magazine bearing the fake billionaire’s artificial face. Trump was found guilty
by Judge Arthur Engoron of having committed fraud over many decades. Of grossly
over-valuing his assets to make him look much wealthier than he was, while at
the same time demanding those same assets be assessed lower when the tax man
came sniffing around.
How do you think he got so rich? He didn’t. Just
like his skin-tone and his “hair” and its ill-begotten hue, his financial
status is completely bogus. And it’s about to get much, much worse for
Dishonest Don. Trump bragged that he was the King of Debt – his crown is about
to become much heavier. He said he will
be testifying in his own demented defense, so odds are he will not.
Judge Engoron looked at the evidence and made an
immediate ruling in the civil lawsuit brought by New York Attorney General
Letitia James. The judge found that Trump and his company deceived banks,
insurers and others by massively overvaluing his assets and exaggerating his
net worth on paperwork used in making deals and securing loans.
Shocking, I know. Trump’s fake fortune was built
on a house of marked cards.
Trump went on his anti-social media and called
for the judge to be “stopped.” Them sounds like fightin’ words.
Trump’s ultimate liability may be a result of
his lying ability, which is immeasurable.
I. Mangrey and T. Doff reporting.
Look at his pants legs in the 2nd pic, they're all floppy and flippy. His tie is clearly too long. I'm no GQ dresser but I know the basics. He obviously wants that look; being the most richest guy on the block, he can afford a good tailor.
ReplyDeleteDoes he think it all makes him look more imposing? Taller? Less rotund?
Donald, the worms are getting hungry.
Happy Yom Kippur, you steaming pile.
I am anon. Those responsible have been sacked.
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