October 29, 2023
We recently discussed how the Fascist/Trump Party was digging down to the bottom of the barrel in their desperate frenzy to find a warm body (brain optional) to wield the speaker’s gavel in the House of Representatives. Little did we know that they were going to end up removing the bottom of the barrel in order to find a writhing MAGAt that would not incur the Wrath of Con. Every single Ratpublican voted for the most radically undemocratic speaker since Newt Gingrich - who ultimately left in disgrace and continues to be one.
No one had even heard of the “man” who is now second in the line of succession to the presidency. Sen. Susan Collins was asked if she knew him and she said no, but she would Google him very soon. Fascist putz Matt Gaetz glowingly heralded – on convicted felon Steve Bannon’s podcast – MAGA Mike Johnson. Gaetz giddily squealed, “If you don't think that moving from Kevin McCarthy to MAGA Mike Johnson shows the ascendance of this movement and where the power in the Republican Party truly lies, then you're not paying attention.” Well guess what asshole, Paying Attention™ is my middle name, and while MAGA may be ascendent in your festering party, you will soon find that it has most Americans hugging a commode and coughing up blood.
MAGA Mike turns out to be one of the worst sickos sliming up the works in Congress. He has only been in Congress for seven years, making him the least experienced and least vetted speaker in modern history. He will do damage and his reign will be brief.Get A
Load Of This Yahoo
Johnson
is a Christo-fascist who believes that Noah’s Ark, and everything else in the
Bible is historical fact. He believes this nation should live according the
version of the Bible he believes is real. Separation of Church and State has no
place in Johnson’s imaginary America. He would like nothing better than to make
his America our America.
Johnson
has repeatedly espoused one of Fucker Carlson’s favorite conspiracy theories –
the racist “replacement theory,” which claims Democrats are trying to replace
the rightful Americans (i.e., white people) with “illegal immigrants” who will
allegedly vote only for Democrats. Johnson supports a total ban on abortion and
voted for same to become federal law.
Johnson
has also said that states have legitimate rights to ban “same-sex, deviant
intercourse,” and supports a national “don’t say gay” bill. He obviously
opposes marriage equality.
As we
reported earlier, Johnson believes that mass shootings are a result of the
cultural revolution of the 1960s. He blames the rise of mass shootings on
"no-fault" divorces becoming legal, legalized abortion, and schools
embracing the teaching of evolution. Now why didn’t I think of that? Oh I
remember, because it is pure, unadulterated, bat-shit crazy bullshit, that’s
why.
The
day after the Lewiston, Maine mass gun murder spree, Johnson told Sean Hannity,
“At the end of the day, the problem is the human heart, not guns, not the
weapons. At the end of the day, we have to protect the right of the citizens to
protect themselves, and that’s the Second Amendment.” No, it fucking is not.
It is never good to wish harm on anyone, but today it is necessary to do so when it comes to members of the pro-gun-murder party, all of whom are personally responsible for aiding and abetting the murder of thousands of innocent Americans whose human hearts are no longer beating.
Johnson remains an unabashed insurrectionist, who voted to stop the certification of Joe Biden’s landslide ousting of Donald Trump. The New York Times called Johnson “the most important architect of the Electoral College objections” in defense of Trump’s Big Fucking Lie. . After becoming speaker, Johnson was asked if he still thought the 2020 election was stolen, he brushed off the question saying his position on that was well-known and he would not be talking about issues at that time. A MAGAt to the core.
Now, two heartbeats away from the presidency, we have and anti-democratic douchebag who is an excellent bet to interfere with the 2024 election if he doesn’t like the way Americans vote.
At Least Russia Is
Happy
It is nothing new
for the Fascist/Trump Party to side with Russia over the United States despite
their constant caterwauling about “America First,” which of course has always
been a fascistic battle cry. So, it will come as no surprise that a Russian
state TV host celebrated MAGA Mike becoming the Speaker of the House.
The Russian host
chirped, “Where Ukraine is concerned, it's sufficient to look at Johnson's
ratings with his respect to his support of Ukraine. His rating is very poor.
This means that all of this suits us well.”
Now that
Johnson is no longer obscured in the shadows, now that everyone – like it or
not – can see him, now that we are learning, after the fact, what he is all
about, Johnson is claiming amnesia regarding much of what he is on record as
having said time after time, over many years.
I for one, will take him at the words he has been repeating for decades. I will not take him at his new word.
Speaking Of Assholes
Named Mike…
The one called Pence
has dropped out of the Fascist/Trump Party primary that he was pretending to be
in. Go to Hell, go directly to Hell. Do not pass Go. Do not collect another
penny from dumbass contributors.
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*And by many years of video evidence of horrifying, backwards,
hate-filled, anti-democratic drivel.
I. Mangrey revealing.
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