Fun Fact For The Day - Caucus Block

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October 17, 2023

Rotting bag of protoplasm in human’s clothing Rep. Jim Jordan (R-DJT), after several days of pressuring his colleagues to vote him in as speaker, got his dumb ass handed to him on the first round of voting.

I’m looking forward to a long, drawn-out process like the one we saw when Kevin McQarthy wasted everyone’s time kowtowing to MAGAworld in order to live his dream-cum-nightmare of becoming Speaker of the House by any means necessary. McQarthy’s speakership lasted only a few weeks – after 15 grueling (or hilarious, depending on your perspective) votes – only to have the gavel pulled out from under him after he displeased his not-so-benevolent overlords by daring to attempt getting stuff done.

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Jordan came in a distant second to House minority leader Hakim Jeffries. Jeffries garnered 212 votes to Jordan’s 200. Back in January, McQarthy got 201 on his first try.

In today’s Trump-dominated Fascist Party caucus, Jeffries has two significant disadvantages which all but disqualify him from becoming speaker. First of all, Jeffries is a Democrat. Second, he is very intelligent, serious and well-spoken. Oh, and I almost forgot – Hakim Jeffries is Black.

Calling Jordan a parasite does a disservice to fleas, ticks, maggots and other living creatures of their ilk. As mentioned here recently, Jordan’s Ohio colleague and former-speaker John Boehner singled Jordan out as a “legislative terrorist” who has never done anything constructive during his 16 years in the House. In fact, Jordan is responsible for exactly zero pieces of legislation during his tenure. He has though been responsible for much yelling, screaming, useless hearings and wasted time.

Jordan, Jordan he’s our man, if he can’t do it,
no one will be surprised

Jordan is a weasel. On January 2, 2021, he led a conference call in which he, Trump and other ratfucking members of the MAGA caucus discussed strategies for delaying the January 6 certification of the 2020 election. They also discussed using social media to encourage Trump’s minions to ‘march to the Capitol’ on the 6^th.

Jordan was instrumental – a tool, if you will – in Trump’s attempted coup. When asked to testify before the Jan 6 Committee, Jordan refused to honor the subpoena served by his colleagues.

Jordan plans to continue leaning on naysayers in hopes a better vote tomorrow. You know what they say, if at first you’re a piece-of-shit loser, cry, try again…if you absolutely must.

Fuck him and the whores he rode in on.

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