Thought For The Day - Who You Callin' Old?

President 420

October 1, 2023

People say to me all the time, “Sir, Joe Biden is too old to be president, let alone get a second term.”

Well guess what, Joe Biden is not old. He is just stoned a lot.

Here is all the proof you need…

Why is he always wearing shades?

And if you need any more proof…

He sure eats a lot of ice cream. Munchies Joe?

Okay, so he’s also kind of old.

On the other hand, Donald Jackanapes Trump – who cannot spell, speak in coherent sentences, and recently told attendees at a Christo-fascist rally that “you need ID to buy a loaf of bread” and that he's currently leading "Obama" in the polls, adding

“…and we did it with Obama, we won an election everyone said couldn’t be won. We beat (McConnell-esque pause) Hillary Clinton.”

He also warned the audience that keeping Joe Biden in the White House would result in a World War, but not the one you’re thinking of

“We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired. In no condition to lead and is now in charge of dealing with Russia, and possible nuclear war. Just think of it. We would be in World War II very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man.”

Maybe he meant Obama…or FDR.

Now, he's talking about executing his former chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and sending in the armed forces to shoot-to-kill shoplifters. Yeah, he's fine.

Trump claims he never did any drugs (he’s been too busy being an inveterate liar).

If Trump had any brains, he would claim to be a drug addict

Whether he is too old or too stoned, Joe Biden runs rings around Trump at every turn. We will leave you with this – Donald Jellybrain Trump’s greatest accomplishment as president:

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

This has been your Paying Attention™ Thought For The Day.

What do you think?