Fun Fact For The Day – Biden Dishes

Truth, Biden Style

February 7, 2024

Many people are saying – and these are not the best people, they’re criminals, they’re rapists (and that’s just Donald Trump), and most of them are Trump supporters – that Joe Biden is too old to be president. That Biden doesn’t have the mental wherewithal to be president. That he doesn’t know which end is up.

Of course, many of these – let’s call them idiots – idiots also insist that Biden is a criminal mastermind who is manipulating everything from the countless trials of Trump, to the recruiting of Taylor Swift for political psy-ops, to fixing the outcome of the upcoming Super Bowl. Well, guess what, we have verified reporting of Joe Biden in private disproving the idea that Biden is too slow in the head. It is possible that he is a mastermind since he has managed to rescue our economy from the disastrous, job-losing, COVID-enhancing, criminal enterprise that was the Trump administration.

So, for those of you keeping score out there, Joe Biden is a feeble-minded super-genius mastermind who can't do anything and controls everything.

As regards the fake news that Biden is clueless, it was reported that Biden had this to say about Trump, “What a fucking asshole the guy is.” Biden also described Trump as someone who delights in others’ misfortunes, adding that his likely opponent in November is a “sick fuck.” Right again Mr. President. I love it when he speaks French.

Now granted, it is not rocket science to recognize that Donald Trump is a sick fucking asshole, but it is proof that Biden has not lost a beat. Joe knows how to drop the old F-bomb, and unlike Trump he’s not constantly shitting his pants.

Meanwhile, Trump is trying to sabotage our country from the cheap seats (when he’s at the defendant’s table or the witness stand) by telling his lackeys in Congress not to pass any legislation that would accrue to Biden’s favor before the election. The Orange Ogre actually told an interviewer that he hopes there’s another Great Depression in the next few months so he looks better to voters in November. Like trying to destroy our democracy on January 6^th wasn’t enough proof of Trump’s intentions.

Dark Brandon helping Der Furor look the part more

The only thing missing is Biden talking smack on Dementia Don in public on the campaign trail. Stay tuned.

Nothing like having a bit of fun with the facts.

This has been your Paying Attention™ Fun Fact For The Day.