If I Could Only Remember My Crime

He Knows Not What He Does*,
But He Fucking Did It, And Everyone Else Knows

February 12, 2024

At a recent event Trump was asked if he was going to use campaign funds to pay the penalties in his civil cases. He responded, “What penalties? I didn't do anything wrong. That's been proven as far as I'm concerned.” Whoa, easy there Dr. Dementia. We saw all the drawings of you in the courtroom. It was in all the papers.

This was only days after a jury handed down a verdict ordering Grabby McPsycho to cough up another $83 million, and an impending payout that could easily be in the quarter-billion range. Oh yeah, those penalties. Our sources tell us Trump may be going for the insanity defense since the conman/dickhead defense does not seem to be working.

Sponge Don Square “Hair” seen here trying to remember his name

Trump repeatedly tells his deer-in-the-headlights rallygoers that not only did he defeat Obama in “an election that everyone said couldn’t be won,” but he is, right at this very moment leading Obama by a lot in the polls. Der Furor also does not know what day it is, whether it’s day or night, or that he owes E. Jean Carroll $8.3 million.

Huh?

Trump makes words happen; if only he could get them in the right order

Trump continues to emit series of words vaguely resembling thoughts and sentences in the presence of his blindly faithful flocks of fuckwits.

Try this one on for size: “And the danger from within is far greater in my opinion from the then the danger on the outside of our country. That's danger. But this is serious da— the fascists, the communists, the syria Socialists?”

Though Donny Dememtia was facing a crowd of his lemmings, he was as always, addressing a mirror reflection of himself. He – and it’s not me saying this, many people are saying this – he is the far greater danger from within. Everybody who is not bathing or drowning in the Trumpian Kool-Aid knows this.

While corporate media – with the help of an erroneously appointed special counsel (the new James Comey/Democratic saboteur from the Justice Department, Robert Hur) – continue to flog the “danger” of Joe Biden’s age, the very-slightly-younger and considerably more deranged and dementia-addled (not to mention criminal and fascist) mound-of-feces-in-a-suit known as Trump continues to speak in forked tongues. Proving that Joe Biden’s age is no match for Donald Trump’s late-stage syphilis and/or dementia when it comes to being non compos mentis, and unfit for elected office (as if Trump’s previous time in office was not proof enough).

To quote George H.W. Bush’s incomparable (that’s not a compliment) vice president Dan Quayle, “What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.” Yes, how true, and amazingly stupid that is.

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* Yeah, he does, but if he doesn’t it’s because he’s psychotic, has dementia, or syphilis, or all of the above.
Or he’s just fucking lying as usual.