Bring On The Femocrats

I Have a White To Be Angry

Snow
January 4, 2018

I hate to have to say this, but white people – particularly white men – in America have got to be stopped before it’s too late. Before anyone starts calling me a racist or sexist, let me state for the record that I am generally considered to be white and male. So I know of what I speak.

It was clearly white people who gave Chrump his Electoral College victory, and white people who worked like the dickens to elect the very white Roy Moore. Let’s face it, white people have a consistent history of very bad behavior. Very bad. They have not sent us their best people. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. They’re racists. They’re bringing Steve Bannon, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, Paul Ryan – and who could forget Hall-of-Shamers like Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Don Rumsfeld, Karl Rove …oh, and that pasty-faced-fake-tanned Chrump guy himself – they don’t make ‘em much whiter. And some of them, I assume, are very good people.  

Another dangerous old white man

Fortunately, thanks in no small part to the unabated toxicity of these old white men, women, especially African American women are grabbing this thing by the balls. Hopefully they have a way of shutting that whole thing down.

The take-over should be fairly easy. Many stupid old white guys are now at each other’s throats. Soon-to-be-forgotten Steve Bannon is following up his disastrous support for Roy Moore by dishing dirt on various Donald Chrumps in Michael Wolff’s new book, Fire and Fury: Inside the Chrump White House. Bannon described Don, Jr.’s Chrump Tower/Russians meeting as “treasonous” and “unpatriotic”. In a written statement tantrum from the PGOTUS, Chrump replied, “Steve Bannon has nothing to do with me or my presidency. When he was fired, he not only lost his job, he lost his mind,” and calls the new book a “trashy tabloid fiction expose”, or in other words, an accurate Chrump biography. Chrump as expected, is threatening to sue Bannon for telling the truth. The latest salvo came from Bannon, who is now teetering on the brink of oblivion, “The President of the United States is a great man. You know I support him day in and day out…” One (but not this one) hopes that Bannon’s stubble does not chafe he ex-boss’s hindquarters too badly.

Bannon was not the only insider scooping poop on the Orange Gas Cloud. Many other white people said many other unflattering things about Der Furor. Basically, everyone who has ever spent any amount of time trying to work with Chrump thinks that he is a fucking moron, a fucking idiot, dumb as shit, totally incompetent, unfit for office, or any number of such objectively accurate descriptors, and has said as much. For the record, Chrump feels the same way about everyone else.

It is not a moment too soon for women to flex their political muscle. And yes, I am aware that a majority of white women voted for the p***y-grabber now despoiling the Oval Office. I imagine that many of them are feeling some degree of buyer’s remorse, or hopefully self-loathing. Those who did not vote for Chrump have been very busy since the onset of his presidency. Women are in large part responsible for much of the pushback we have seen at the polls in Virginia, Alabama, New Jersey and other special elections seen as important in stopping Chrump’s agenda before it completely devastates this nation. This November looks to be a serious kick-in-the-tiny-shriveled-balls to Little Donny.

Chrump is rapidly deteriorating right in front of our eyes and he plans to take us all down with him. Well, I suppose ‘plans’ is probably not the appropriate term. Chrump clearly has no plan, no clue, no sense. He is a Category 5 shitstorm.

 

I. Mangrey reclining.