President Caligula

Racist-in-chief

A Shithole Country
January 11, 2018

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them.”
Maya Angelou

“Believe me.”
Donald J. Chrump

Hot on the heels of his insane tweets (I know…so what else is new?) meant to convince (emphasis on the con) everyone that he is “like, a smart person,” a “genius” and “a stable genius at that,” Chrump’s handlers thought it would be good to put President Caligula on TV in a The Apprentice-like setting. Chrump actually welcomed everyone to “the studio.” His handlers are clearly not, like, smart people. The Doofus-in-chief once again demonstrated that he has no clue what anyone is talking about. After agreeing with a request from Diane Feinstein for a clean DACA bill, one of Chrump’s handmaidens had to explain what Feinstein has said, and how it was the exact opposite of what Chrump wanted. There were many more examples of Chrump’s absolute buffoonery during this fake meeting of course.

Back in the Oval Office, in what a Fux News legal expert called “a new low” for Der Furor, he was quoted as saying, “Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”, referring to countries like Haiti and African countries, adding, “Why can't we have more people from Norway? Why must we have a shithole president?

Haitians, Africans and Norwegians. Any questions?

 

Many people are familiar with the term psychobabble. It is typically employed to describe someone who uses psychological or pseudo-psychological jargon to create an impression of truth or plausibility. The term implies a lack of experience and understanding necessary for the proper use of such terms. The emphasis was on the babble. President Shithole brings new meaning to the term, causing the emphasis to be shifted, as in, “Do I have to listen to this psycho babble?”

Earlier in the week Chrump told an audience of farmers, “Oh, are you happy you voted for me. You are so lucky that I gave you that privilege.” If only I had known it was a privilege. Once again I have missed out on a golden opportunity. The story of my life. A perfectly good privilege shot to hell. I do not deserve Donald Chrump as president, and the same must be said for a large majority of Americans who also squandered their Chrump-given privilege. Bad country! Go to your room.

Anyone who tells you he has “a very good brain,” that he is “like, really smart,” and “not smart, but genius…and a very stable genius at that!”, just might not be as smart as he thinks he is. Donald Chrump might the only person I have ever seen who can insult his own intelligence.

N.B. Leevibol reporting.