Impeachment Fever

Is America Great?  Impeachy Keen, If You Ask Me

December 15, 2018

I grow old … I grow old …
I shall watch the Orange Gas Cloud fume. 

Shall I start my happy dance? Do I dare to dream impeach?
I shall keep my fingers crossed, and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the witnesses singing, each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them testify on the waves
Throwing themselves on the court’s mercy, thus
When they realize they are under the bus.

They had lingered too long in the House of Chrump
By porn-stars paid for silence so to keep
By Cohen, by Chrump – the fixer, the creep.

― I. Mangrey, The Impeachment Song of J. Donald Chrump
(with apologies to t.s. eliot) 

The noose is tightening.  The walls are closing in.  The pigeons are coming home to roost.  It is later than he thinks.  Everything Chrump touches is illegal and turns to shit; his sewer pipe is more clogged than his arteries, and his golden toilet is about to blow back, turning his long-cultivated orange hue a dark and smelly shade of brown.



Talk of impeachment is swirling around Washington, DC like an F5 tornado.  There is a good bit of whispering, and quite a few are insisting that there is more than enough evidence for the impeachment of poor un-prezident Chrump.  Just because he is a lifelong criminal who continued his lawless ways after “winning” the presidency.  Even Donald Chrump is beginning to get the message that impeachment is not as fake as he is.  While Chrump is preparing to shut down the government, Robert Mueller is preparing to shut down the Chrump administration.  Those close to him say he is thinking about impeachment.  Most likely, he knows not what it means, but he is talking about it.

The Chrumpnado’s swath of destruction is near its end.
The clean-up will take an eternity.
Comedians are worried where their next punch line will come from.

 

Musicians everywhere are clamoring to add their voices to our current events.  Artists of all genres are inundating recording studios across America (which is getting greater again by the minute).  Some are crafting original tunes, some are doing remakes of well-known songs from decades of musical classics.  New bands like the The Muellertones, The Tweetles, Orange Floyd, Mitch and The Apologists, Kelly’s Zeros, The Roiling Stains, The Non-Ryan Express, and of course – The Impeach Boys.

Der Furor is (hopefully) not singing, but everyone around his sure is singing.  Flynn, Cohen, Gates and others are singing like canaries to Mueller and other investigators.  While the lyrics are moving, the music from these amateurs leaves much to be desired.  We’ll leave it to the professionals to make the most of this musical opportunity.  Here are just a few of the upcoming musical do-overs we can expect in the upcoming months.

Janis Joplin – Impeach of My Heart

Cat Stevens – Impeach Train

Allman Brothers – Eat An Impeach

Elvis Costello – (What’s So Funny ‘Bout) Impeach, Love and Understanding

George Harrison – Give Me Love (Give Impeach On Earth)

John Lennon – Give Impeach A Chance

Eagles – Impeachful Easy Feeling

The Zombies – Time of The Season (For Impeachment)

Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young – Impeach Your Children

The New Seekers – I'd Like To Impeach The World To Sing

Sarah Vaughan and Count Basie – Impeach Me Tonight

And the holiday classic – Let There Be Impeach on Earth

Who knows what impeachment lurks in the hearts of Congress?  And, so far this guy is living up to his Teflon Don moniker, but it is not Teflon that coats this dried out turd; it’s an oil/grease mixture, and it is turning rancid, hopefully losing much of its anti-stick properties.  I am not even sure it would be best to impeach the sonofabitch.  I would love to see him quit like Nixon – one step ahead of the sheriff – or crushed in 2020. 

Randy Rainbow

I. Mangrey recalculating.  Don’t count your impeachments before they’re hatched.