Clash At The Cleveland Clinic
September 30, 2020
Sorry for the delay in getting this to press, but it took
much longer to regain consciousness and then be able to hear myself think, after
being subjected, albeit voluntarily, to the first "debate" between
Joe Biden and a very angry cartoon blob. Anyone who managed to get through this
without ingesting copious amounts of disinfectant, should consider themselves
very strong and powerful, and very lucky (for the time being at least).
After CNN’s Jake Tapper weighed in describing Chrump’s
performance as a “hot mess inside a dumpster fire, inside a trainwreck,” his
colleague Dana Bash, apologetically unable to avoid unusually coarse language,
called the unseemly spectacle “a shitshow.”
The Emperor Has No Brains
Chrump’s almost completely disintegrated brain was on full display, completely unable to control his basest urges, at one point talking about himself he said, “Before I came here, I was a private business people.” Unable to physically stalk his opponent as he did with Hillary Clinton, Chrump instead verbally pummeled Biden throughout the evening’s festivities. If anyone was worried about Biden’s ability to mentally and physically match the younger Chrump, the IMPEACHED president did everything possible to make Biden look in command of the moment, and himself looking alternately like a harpooned walrus, lashing out in desperation before succumbing to the inevitable.
Joe Biden did well to brave the storm of stupid, the layer
upon layer of lies,
the tsunami of tantrums, incessant interruptions, perpetual petulance,
incalculable insolence, rampant racism and ballistic belligerence of an
opponent who did not come to debate, but to smash a folding chair over Biden’s
head in order to win a professional wrestling entertainment match.
Actual screen shots from last night's debate
Chris Wallace had to repeatedly demand that The Orange Mouth
shut. But it could not shut, as Biden occasionally pointed out, and everyone –
including the possible life on Mars – was able to hear for themselves as the
evening raged on.
Meanwhile, Chrump could be seen saying, “Excuse me,” in the middle of a sentence with no one but the voices in his head interrupting him, apparently screaming, “Shut the fuck up you moron, do you have any idea what the hell you’re talking about?” At one point an exasperated Biden simply said, “Will you shut up, man?” The implied answer was, “No way” as Chrump just kept yammering away.
Pundits bemoan the fact that both candidates interrupted
each other. Only one of them was repeatedly demanded by the battered moderator to
stop bellowing over both his opponent and the moderator. The other, Joe Biden,
had to interrupt at times just to get a word in edgewise.
The Orange Gas Cloud did manage to keep his relationship
with the Klan, neo-Nazis and white supremacists intact, while urging his
supporters to break the law (again) by “urging
my supporters to go into the polls and watch very carefully. Because that's
what has to happen. I am urging them to do it.” Chrump later had to
apologize for what his mouth said, “I have no control over what my mouth does.
We’ve hardly ever met in fact. It may do more things. I don’t know. It’s not my
problem. I don’t take responsibility for anything. We’ll have to see what
happens.”
A desperate, unstable and monumentally malignant Chrump made
sure that many more people will be singing this song…
I. Mangrey repulsed. Only 33 more cheating, lying and psychotic ranting days left until Election Day.
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