Chrump Is Really Quite A Bit Ch allenging

On The Rude Again

October 2, 2020

Most people on both sides of the aisle are singing in unison that Donald Chrump behaved like a rabid, racist raccoon during the first presidential debate and has only lessened his chances of holding on to his ill-gotten office as a result. While the unshakable, uneducated, unhinged faithful cannot be swayed, actual sentient humans all saw the same thing – a desperate lunatic bully flailing wildly, unable to do anything other than fan the flames of racism and hatred, and further lay bare his fascist agenda.

The day after Chrump’s dismal performance, more like a caged monkey flinging feces in order to show the righteous indignation of being put on display, he intended to do a victory lap by holding another COVID rally, this time in Minnesota. Chrump, who desperately craves being on display – in fact it is the only thing other than pretending to be rich that he cares about (except maybe Ivanka) – was anything but righteous as he splattered his verbal feces in the faces of tens of millions of Americans who tuned in to watch a debate between two men running for the highest office in the land, but were instead made party to a painful display of a man-child who is supposed to be president, devolving before their very eyes and now damaged ears.

Apparently, Chrump’s beautiful, very strong and powerful debate performance did not have the desired effect of catapulting him to victory. The crowd in Minnesota was the smallest he has seen in some time. In fact, here seems to have been a shift in tone among those coming to see the IMPEACHED president ramble insanely on the campaign trail.

With any luck this trend will continue and Chrump will go down in flames – figuratively, of course – though given the amount of hair spray and pancake make-up surrounding his empty cranium, he could go up like the Hindenburg at any moment.

In Testing Positive News…

Now we hear that the IMPEACHED president of half of America and his equally despicable wife have both tested positive for COVID-19. Lucky for him, he’s been hording all those ventilators. Hopefully, Chrump will be under quarantine for a month or so. In fact, the whole worst family should be locked away until it is deemed safe for them to slither among us again. And then will have plenty of free time to think about what a bad boy he has been. I wish him and his virus a long and happy relationship.

I. Mangrey reporting. Only 31 more cheating, coughing and wheezing days until the election.