E-Day or D-Day, That Is The Question

Not Everyone Knows This Is Nowhere

October 16, 2020

Order your new yard sign before it’s too late

There is no turning back now. Republican’ts have put all their eggs in one basket case. I wish them hell in a handbasket. All of them are desperate, but none as desperate as their Basket-case-in-chief. He is the one looking at jail time once he is escorted from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue on January 20, 2021 and 12:01 PM. Chrump is grasping at straws and gasping for air.

Word has leaked out of the White House that IMPEACHED president Chrump is pushing a new plan – either to clinch an electoral victory, or to finally make America the shithole country he has been working so hard to make it. Chrump's new plan to make America great again some more is to drop nukes on all the blue states.

As it is unlikely that he will listen to anyone who tries to explain what a bad idea this would be – if there is such a person within spitting distance of Der Furor. Hopefully he won't be able to implement his plan before the election.

Unfortunately, if Chrump does lose like a pathetic loser, there is a much greater than zero chance that this already-crazed lame dick president will lash out in any number of ways. One imagines that a man who thought nuking a hurricane would be a great idea would not have a problem dropping some here and there to clean up what he perceived to be a mess.

There’s a different feel to Chrump’s latest rallies

For the time being, Chrump will have to be content to continue his Sherman-esque death march. Holding maskless, brainless, super-spreader rallies across the country. Perhaps he will manage to not only disable thousands of his cultists, but will do so with such impeccable timing that it will keep them out of circulation on election day. Would it not be ironic hearing them lament not getting mail-in ballots?

One Chrump advisor, speaking to Chrump’s increasingly frantic travel schedule between now and E-Day is reported to have said, “He’s going to kill himself.” I will not say the quiet part out loud, but will simply agree with Keith Olbermann’s closing on a recent installment of his new YouTube show, “Thoughts and prayers.”

You know how couples begin to resemble each other,
and how dogs and their owners often look similar…

I. Mangrey hoping for the best, expecting the worst. The cheat goes on.