CNN is reporting that Donald Chrump has been released from
Walter Reed. While he was hospitalized, his physician held several press
briefings in order to sow confusion and lies about the IMPEACHED president’s
condition. You can bet he remains unwell. And not just his regular version, he
still has COVID-19 and needs to be cut off from all human contact. So, he will
only be permitted to spend time with Melania, until such time as he tests more
positively toward the negative.
“And I tested very positively in another sense, this morning.
I tested positively toward negative, right? So I tested perfectly this morning.
Meaning I tested negative. ... But that’s a way of saying it: positively toward
the negative.”
Donald Stupid-Fucking Chrump, May 21,
2020
Chrump will likely be back in the White House shortly. But
there is no need to get your hopes down just yet.
UPDATE: Driving Mr. Doozy
Apparently, Chrump’s return to the White House was in fact a drive to nowhere. One imagines that Chrump felt a need to expose his Secret Service detail to his now active COVID-19 infection, which he desperately fought to acquire for several months. To recap: IMPEACHED, COVID-19-infected president Donald Junkbond Chrump has further endangered his Secret Service detail in order to drive around Washington, DC for a few minutes so he could wave to his idiot, racist supporters who are concerned for his well-being, but not for democracy in America. For his part, Chrump is lucky the agent in the front passenger seat did not just turn around and shoot him in his stupid, contagious, fucking face.
Again, Donald Chrump is back in Walter Reed Medical Center. Keep your fingers crossed and stay tuned.
A song for King of COVID Donny
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