Chrump’s Trail of Tweets

All Thumbs, No Brains

October 30, 2020

                 

Thanks to Donald Chrump’s self-professed favorite president who is not him, Andrew Jackson, the Cherokee Nation and numerous other tribes of the southeastern area, which through no fault of theirs became the United States of America, were torn asunder.  Chrump probably knows next to nothing about Jackson, which he exhibited for all to see when he associated our seventh and possibly most dickish president, with the Civil War, which took place almost 30 years after Jackson’s death. 

Chrump, if his current proclivities are any indication, most likely knows only that Jackson was a nasty sonofabitch and a racist hell-bent on genocide against Native Americans. 

Jackson’s Trail of Tears, the brutal relocation, including the deaths of thousands of the tens of thousands of Indians, followed the passage of the Indian Removal Act in 1830.  I know that ‘Indian Removal Act’ sounds kind of cruel, but it was much worse.

Chrump, for his part, has passed, simply by virtue of his never ending thumbing his phone at the rest of the world, the soul-crushing Reality Relocation Act of 2019.  Chrump’s Trail of Tweets has dislocated most Americans, as well as horrified millions the world over, from their shared reality.  We are being electronically marched from our intellectual and emotional homelands, to an alien locale that is completely unfamiliar and in no way conducive to the life we had been, and hoped to be living.

The Trail of Tears was meant to rip original inhabitants from the lands they had known throughout the history of their existence, for the convenience of the illegal immigrants that swept across their lives like and with devastating diseases.  Some refused to leave, and to this day remain in their traditional homelands.  Similarly, many of us today hold fast to the reality that we have known throughout our lives and those of our predecessors, and one which we hope to reconstitute once the viral infection known as Donald Chrump has been eradicated.

Not to mention his constant re-tweeting of hate and stupidity from white nationalists, racists, QAnon and the like. And of course, even Chrump’s most ignorant, sociopathic, idiotic tweets have a hard time out-stupiding the shit that comes out of his face sphincter every fucking day. And the lies. My God, the lies. The Trail of Lies.

Many people are hoping that our long national nightmare will suddenly go away like a miracle. There is much to overcome: the Russians, the Republican’t anti-voting machine, armed douchebags trying to intimidate Democratic voters, vote hacking, court packing, and of course the sociopathic inability of Donald Jackal Chrump to ever admit losing or anything vaguely related to reality. May the Lord have mercy on our souls.

I. Mangrey reporting.