A Man Named Sue
December 5, 2020
Donald Chrump is something of a court jester. That is, most courts have seen him as a clown. Particularly now that he also has a bat-shit crazy buffoon representing him in his clownish attempts to nullify his stunning defeat at the polls and now the Electoral College. They say that anyone who represents himself in a court of law has a fool for a client. It can now be added that any client who has Rudy Giuliani heading up their legal team has a fool for an attorney.
and my head out of my ass
Nonetheless, Chrumpy the Clown has managed to soak his pathetic, gullible,
poor and poorly educated sheep (and some number of well-off ne’er-do-wells
hoping to buy pardons) for over $207M (so far) since losing his bid to murder
democracy in America, commonly referred to as a second Chrump term. He did not
even pretend (as he did in 2016) to use his own money to not get re-elected.
The money he is raking in after his gargantuan loss to Joe Biden is all going
right into his otherwise empty pockets.
Chrump’s next act will be to announce that he will be
running for president in 2024. This announcement might be for real, but more
likely just another con designed to keep people hanging on his every demented
tweet and to take money from other people without delivering anything in return,
by less-than-half-of-America’s favorite president.
Do these rubes not know about Chrump’s life-long history of
ripping off contractors, customers and porn stars? Are they so divorced from
reality that they don’t know he went bankrupt six times, including bankrupting
three casinos? How the hell do you even bankrupt a casino?
Chrump and his companies have been sued almost 2000 times. These
suits include contract disputes, defamation claims, and allegations of sexual
harassment. Chrump settled an unknown number of these cases. And the lawsuits are not over by a long shot.
Fill ‘er up fools
Have they not heard of Chrump University? Did they not get
the memo that he was sued for defrauding his “students?” Are they too blind,
deaf and frighteningly dumb to have heard that Chrump had to settle to the tune
of $25M?
Are they aware that he did not write (or read) any of his books?
Or that Tony Schwartz, the actual author of The Art of the Deal, which
essentially put Chrump on the map, feels such deep remorse for having done so
that he donates all proceeds from the book to organizations working to protect
people from the depredations perpetrated by Donald?
Did they not hear about the Chrump family’s fake charity,
the one that lined the family’s pockets and was forced to close down after
being taken to court? Are they too enamored of their dear Donald to know that
despite claiming that he never settles lawsuits, that he constantly settles
lawsuits?
Like Chrump Steaks, Chrump mortgages, Chrump Airlines,
Chrump wine, Chrump vodka, and many other miserably failed attempts to pawn off
crappy products and services, the Chrump presidency was just another badly
failing con game. Eat his steaks, and get E. coli. Drink his wine, get
diarrhea. Fly his airline…what, are you crazy. Thankfully, none of these is
available any longer. Live under his presidency, and you lose your job or your
mind, or die from COVID-19, or entertain thoughts of suicide. Thankfully, it
appears that his Chrump presidency too will be unavailable soon.
Would I lie to you? I don't see why I wouldn't.
Can the American public, or at least that majority of
Americans that has always opposed this brain-damaged racist, join a class
action lawsuit and sue this treasonous conman for every last penny he may or
may not have?
I. Mangrey reporting. Furlough the money.
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