Republican'ts Dip A Toe Into The Reality Pool
December 17, 2020
Six weeks after Joe Biden wiped the floor with McConnell’s
presidential play-thing, and hours after Russia’s Vladimir Putin reluctantly
offered Biden his “congratulations” for kicking his puppet out of Washington,
DC, Moscow Mitch grudgingly acknowledged that Biden would be the next president
of the United States. In his depress conference, McConnell said, “The time has
come to admit what we’ve all known for many weeks. It’s time to stop pissing
around and release America from the bonds of captivity. Besides, we have so
many other ways to fuck this country and its people over, and I intend to do
everything in my power to keep my knee on America’s neck.”
Moscow Mitch engulfed in racism, autocracy, insanity and stupidity
“I’ve already helped Donald Chrump kill most of the 300,000
victims of COVID-19, and I’ve seen to the deaths of countless businesses and
households by personally obstructing relief funds that were critical for
survival. Nobody fucks with Mitch McConnell, and I intend to dispute the
results of the upcoming senate elections in Georgia after the Democrat candidates
defeat my millionaire incumbents in January. Screw you all, and fuck the United
States of America.”
House minority buffoon Kevin McCarthy remains under mental
lockdown, refusing to admit that Joe Biden is President-elect, preferring to
run away from reporters.
For his part, Chrump, who surely must be getting tired of
all the Biden winning, continues his delusional, seditious tantrum of denial. He
continues to foment violence as his angry, fact-free, racist minions begin
their War on America in earnest. This could get even uglier than it has been
for the past five years, since Chrump oozed onto the presidential scene. Chrump
will not go away. His lizard-brain followers will not go away. Their racism and
fascism go marching on.
Chrump immediately turned on McConnell for refusing to keep
up the anti-democratic charade, which after all, is little more than another money-grabbing
scheme by Chrump (who is unsurprisingly keeping money being donated for the imminent
and critical Georgia senate races for himself). Also, this is what one would expect
when a sore winner loses.
In more enjoyable news, a New York state judge ruled that
the Chrump Organization must turn over documents related to a property under
investigation by New York Attorney General Letitia James' office for alleged tax
shenanigans.
Chrump continues to rely on laughing stock Rudy Giuliani as
his attorney of record. It is certainly understandable that Chrump would hang
all his legal hopes on a diminished, demented, washed up meltdown like Giuliani.
After all, Chrump is nothing if not loyal and faithful, and he and Rudy were
quite an item back in the day.
I. Mangrey conceding victory...again.
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