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Snitch Cassidy and The Super-Dunce Cad

June 28, 2022

Cassidy “The New John Dean” Hutchinson testified in a surprise public hearing in front of the January 6 Committee. Prior to her time in Trump’s Island-of-Dr.-Moreau-esque West Wing at the age of 22, Ms. Hutchinson interned for (gulp!) Raphael “Ted” Cruz and then Rep. Steve “Not As Bulletproof As He Would Have Liked” Scalese.

Hutchinson was in the rooms where it happened in the stumble-up to the traitorous events of January 6, 2021. Every day. Bigly. She was a special assistant to the disgraced, twice-impeached president during the tenure of that guy’s fourth chief-of-staff, Mark Meadows. Hutchinson was a top aide to Meadows. Her office was a five-second walk from the Awful Oval Office. Hutchinson knows where all the bodies were meant to be buried.

At times during her testimony Hutchinson could barely
contain her bemusement at the behavior of the Baby-in-Chief

The testimony provided by S could be seen as incredibly damaging, but only if there is any semblance of truth and/or justice in the American Way. I hope that Attorney General Merrick Garland was watching this one live. The only question I have right now is: When will the Department of Justice be seizing Donald Trump’s mouth? Like all the computers seized from Jeffrey Clark and the phone seized from John Eastman – two of Trump’s legal looneys up to their eyeballs in the planning and carrying out of the attempted coup – because there was credible evidence that these devices were involved in the commission of a crime, Trump and his very, very large uh-mouth were almost certainly up to his tonsils of crime. Big crime.

However, as is all too often the case, we have someone who had critical, first-hand/eye witness information that the American public needed to know in real time. This testimony would have come in quite handy during the Second Impeachment. But, better late than never I suppose. I do have one more question for Ms. Hutchinson: Did you vote for Donald Trump and if so, would you do it again?

On January 6, 2021, Trump’s security team warned that there was a weaponized and body-armored mob ready to storm the Capitol. Trump basically countered, “I don’t care if they have weapons. They’re not here to hurt me.”

When the fuck is Trump going to be subpoenaed? Dragged out of his bed in his pajamas while they search his toilet? Frog-marched? Arrested? Lock him the fuck up already.

On January 6, 2021 when informed by his Secret Service detail that he would not be allowed to go to the Capitol to join his minions at the insurrection and witness the American Carnage he laid out during his horrifying inaugural screech in 2017 Trump attempted to grab the steering wheel whining, “I’m the fucking president. Take me up to the Capitol now.” A Secret Service agent had to physically restrain the Big Baby. “Sir, you have to take your hand off the steering wheel. We’re going back to the West Wing. We’re not going to the Capitol.” Adding (allegedly), “You’re being a very bad little boy, sir. Don’t make me come back there, or we’ll both be sorry. You’re this close to losing your ice cream privileges today, Mr. President. You’re going to go right to your room and no tweeting and no tv. And you will end up being impeached. Again. Is that clear?” Little Donny continued to try to overpower the agent – attempting to choke him – but was predictably unsuccessful, being much more like a bloated glob of mashed potatoes than someone who could overpower a dazed slug, let alone a Secret Service agent.

For some reason this scene came leaping to mind

This was a great day for the good guys. We witnessed disquieting first-hand testimony detailing a smorgasbord of criminal activities committed by one Donald J. Trump. What a maroon! Unfortunately, where this clown-car-of-crimes stops nobody knows, but we can once again at least try to enjoy a moment of satisfaction, if not schadenfreude. Stay tuned.

I. Mangrey rejoicing (just a little).