Schmuck Of The Day

Vice Precedent

June 24, 2022

“He is a great man, who loves his country almost as much as he loves himself. Of course he was upset by losing an election that, frankly, he won. What a terrible disappointment for him, after cheating so thoroughly. How could I blame him for siccing his mob on me? I let him down. I would take a noose for that man. Even though we haven’t spoken since the day he tried to have me killed, I know he still loves me.”
                  Mike Pence, June 21, 2022 (alternative quote)

After all that has taken place, including his boss declaring that maybe he deserved to be hanged by the violent mob Turmp unleashed on the Capitol and the nation, gutless, spineless, dickless Mike Pence still cannot extract his forked tongue from Donald Turmp’s ass. Pence still claims that he and his hateful, disloyal, treasonous boss parted on good terms, and that Turmp “never stopped fighting every day to deliver on the promises that we had made to the American people.” Really? Even on January 6, 2021? I guess he never promised the American people to get you hanged…it was just on his wish list.

Dramatization of actual hoped-for (by Turmp) event

Yes, Pence had a momentary lapse of treason and did the right thing after exhausting every other option. The only reason he backed out was he finally realized Turmp’s insane plan was doomed to failure. Then he sat on his lying ass for two months while his boss continued his traitorous attempt to steal America. Pence knew exactly what was going on – as did other witnesses – like Bill Barr – who have testified both privately and in the public hearings into the attempted coup of January 6^th. Pence and his fellow unravellers were accomplices, not heroes. None of those people was either heroic, courageous or patriotic. They all stood by either aiding and abetting or waiting to see if Turmp’s nefarious plot would succeed, hoping to keep their cushy, undeserved jobs on our dime. They are all scum who waited until we had reached the eleventh hour and fifty-nine seconds, and finally relented to tell the American people what happened. Gee, thanks. Fuck ‘em all. Hang ‘em all. At the very least lock them up. After a trial by a jury of our peers of course.

Dick and Dickless

Amoeba

a lifeform with more spine, balls and brains than Mike Pence

This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Feh.