Bringing In The Trash

Trash Talking

February 2, 2025

Two more of Don’s supremely unqualified (at best), not to mention dim and either dictator-friendly (Trash Patel) or dictator-adjacent (Tulsi Gabbard) nominees to ruin two critical agencies. Patel, who stated he would shut down FBI headquarters in Washington, DC on day one and turn it into a “Museum of the Deep State”, is Don’s pick to ruin the FBI. Tulsi Assad…I mean Putin…I mean Gabbard is up for the Director of Lack of Intelligence…I mean National Intelligence.

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One of Patel’s main qualifications, besides being a Trump-style shameless self-promoter, and his unrelenting obsequiousness and bordering-on-criminal devotion to Dictator-on-Day-One Don, is having written a children’s book titled The Plot Against the King. The story is about what Patel calls “Russiagate”. The book features King Donald and Kash the Distinguished Discoverer. The plot is too obvious to bother with. Someone should check his brain for worms.

C’mon Trash, tell us what you really think

Patel decided to go with the Rick Perry-fake-glasses-to-attempt-to-appear-less-stupid gambit during his hearing.

This from Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA)

“Mr. Patel, maybe I don’t know, but you may be the first nominee for FBI director in history who felt it necessary to plead the Fifth. You said you wouldn’t testify to a grand jury because it might incriminate you.”

The grand jury in question was investigating a, let me see if I’ve got this name right, Donald J. Trump for stealing classified documents from the White House and storing them all over his roach-and-rat-infested golf hole Mor-on Lago, including in a bathroom. Patel also did not want to risk incriminating The Don.

Mr. Schiff was in fact correct. Patel is the first potential FBI director to plead the Fifth. Hey cut the poor idiot some slack. At least he’s not an alcoholic or a rapist. That we know of.

Also, during the hearing Patel denied knowing Stew Peters, a far-right conspiracy theorist on whose podcast, The Stew Peters Show, Patel appeared eight times. Eight times. Can you say lying sack of shit?

Trash Patel in one of his many appearances on the Stew Peters show.

According to the Anti-Defamation League, Peters is a “prolific antisemite”. Because of course he is.

Both of these very-low-IQ, obviously ironic DEI nominees refused to directly answer the simplest of questions during their Senate hearings: How would you respond to an illegal order by the president?

Gabbard said, "I don't believe for a second that President Trump would do anything to break the law." For some pathetic reason Democrats did not remind Gabbard that her prospective new boss was convicted of 34 felonies, found liable for sexual assault (which a judge stated amounted to what everyone in the world considers rape), found guilty of defamation…twice, has been banned from running a charity after having siphoned off most of the money of a previous charity, would absolutely been found guilty of stealing classified documents had it not been for his eleventh-hour appointment of an unqualified dimwit judge who oversaw – more like overlooked – this case, and would have almost certainly been found guilty of inciting the Jan 6 Capitol riot/insurrection/attempted coup had it not been for the 70-some million idiots, assholes and racists who put him back in the White House under the protection of the blatantly unconstitutional decision by the high court granting “presidents” blanket immunity (something that will surely be rescinded the next time a Democrat wins the White House while the Court remains in the hands of traitors like Thomas and Alito and their usually compliant lackeys Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, Barrett and Chief Justice-in-name-only Roberts).

And don’t even get me started on RFingK, Jr. and his mouse/baby baby chick smoothies for his pet hawk and his endless lying about everything he ever said and believed. I’m begging you.

Just like the Supreme Court appointees before them, almost every one of Don’s nominees has been flagrantly lying their asses off. Denying years of readily available audio and video evidence, one after the other of these treacherous cretins sat there and tried to make everyone buy completely transformed versions of themselves – versions that will quickly (i.e., immediately) disappear the moment they get control. Count on it.

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I. Mangrey reporting.