Monday, February 10, 2025

One Last Bit Of Super Bowl News

And The Winner is...

February 10, 2025, Late Edition


Philadelphia Eagles enjoying their first moments as Super Bowl champs

Thus far we have not heard whether Don #47 is claiming that the final score of the Super Bowl is fake news. He apparently stormed out long before the game was over, just as he did while much of the final vote count in the 2020 presidential election was being tallied. Only this time his team was never ahead, never close, almost never stood a chance, something which, as we all know all too well, would never stop him from spewing his alternative facts.

Don is a very, very small and mentally ill old man. His unique blend of dementia, toxic narcissism, unrivaled arrogance and unbridled stupidity would frighten The Hulk. 

The Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles should preemptively decline the White House invitation they will likely not get from the petty tyrant/ginormous asshole currently residing there. Some of the players chose not to go last time, and Our Lord and Lesion has not in any way changed for the better since then.

The last time was in 2018, after Don endlessly criticized NFL players who kneeled or raised their fists during the national anthem to protest racial injustice. Some Eagles players reportedly cited Don’s racist bullshit as a reason to decline the traditional Super Bowl champion visit to the White House. Don responded unsurprisingly by cancelling the event. 

The Philadelphia team doesn’t need to dine on room temperature fast food in the presence of the flaming racist who would just as soon shit all over them – as his disgusting cultists did to the Capitol and as he is currently doing to America – as shake their hands. Besides, Don is likely to have the team either arrested or deported.


I. Mangrey, reveling. Almost forgot what it's like to enjoy something.

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