Cleanup On Aisle 47

It’s 6:00 In The Morning – Do You Know Who Your President Is?

February 7, 2025

Lemon Musk has latched his AI-and-Ketamine-addled brain onto the United States Treasury. He and his crack team of teen INCELs, he calls engineers* – between the ages of 19 and 24 – stormed the Treasury, threatened to call federal marshals on those who work there, and gained access to pretty much everything about everyone on file there. The-guy-who-bought-the-presidency has put himself (I know, Don thinks he gave fElon the job) in charge of trimming the fat, 90% of the meat and an untold amount of bone off the federal government. Remember, this is the guy who created the Cybertruck and ran Twitter right – and I mean FAR RIGHT – into the ground, turning it from your average everyday hellscape into a white nationalist, fascist, neo-nazi, psycho-shriek-fest.

Musk and his crack team of crackpot children at Treasury

fElon is also the guy who put up the money ($288M to be exact – as far as we know), and who knows what else, to ensure that a traitorous, convicted felon, beholden to fElon became the 47^th and pre-certified worst fucking president in American history, a title he is earning every single excruciating, fucking day.

One of Musk’s first blowtorch-haircuts was the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), which for 60 years (that’s 60 with a 60) has addressed hunger, disease and poverty for those in desperate need across the globe. Musk’s fiscal haircut, much like his own and that of his buddy Don’s, could not be more ridiculous and frightening.

from www.USA.gov

Musk’s mortal wounding, heading toward first-degree murder of USAID is already causing death and devastation all over the world. Critical food and medicine have already stopped flowing to people who were surviving only with the help of USAID. This is a huge gift to China who has already begun providing assistance to people in need around the globe. This is something that powerful nations, especially those who prefer to present themselves as role models, and know the value of nurturing alliances, let alone carrying out acts of charity and morality.

Many people are complaining that no one person, let alone an unelected, sociopath can simply eliminate a government organization created by an act of Congress. These concerned legal scholars, legislators and others say this is completely illegal. Those people are living in a dream world. That Constitution stuff is so 1776.

With the stroke of his dick, Musk has killed USAID, or at least put it in a coma, with Musk standing over the bed jumping up and down like a dip-shit, ready to press a MyPillow over its face. Now that he personally has access to all our data, including our Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, all of our financial information, fElon has free reign to cancel those funds as well.

Word has it that an asteroid is likely to make contact with what’s left of the climate-crisis-ravaged Earth. Researches say that this answer to Humanity Gone Wild “might hit our planet on December 22, 2032”, though they say that there is “a less than 2% chance” of it actually hitting Earth. That does not mean we should give up hope.

We’re going to need a bigger asteroid.

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*One of fElon’s little twerps is quoted as saying “I was racist before it was cool.”

I. Mangrey reporting through the pain.