Going For The Wreckord
February 5, 2025
You are probably familiar with
the expression ‘shooting from the hip’.
Yesterday, during
a joint appearance with fellow criminal Benjamin Netanyahu,
Dictator-On-Day-Fifteen Don did not shoot from the hip. Deadly Don shot
straight from his big, fat, dumb ass. We can all smell it from here.
Even
Netanyahu was taken aback when Don blurted out one of the most shocking, insane
and disgusting concepts-of-a-plan imaginable while the two men stood together
in front of the American press. It was obvious the Israeli leader, had not been
apprised of this fucked up bullshit prior to Don’s public disservice
announcement.
Seemingly
out of nowhere, Don suggested that the United States – yes, that United States
– support the permanent removal of all Palestinians so that he (We? No thanks
dickhead.) can “own Gaza” and develop it into “the Riviera of the Middle East”
so “world people” can move in and make Gaza great again, or what-the-fuck-ever.
When asked if he was fucking serious (not in so many words) Der Furor rambled
on and on about making a great real estate deal out of the current “demolition
zone” that is Gaza since Netanyahu and Hamas turned it to rubble.
It’s
a good thing Don’s scum-in-law Jared fixed the Middle East during Don’s first
term, or this could mean trouble.
According
to one expert, Don’s shocking pronouncement, which was surely preceded by no
thinking whatsoever* – after all, Don generally only consults with himself, as
he has told us in the past – will most certainly result in some form of
horrific, most likely deadly blowback from any number of bad actors in the
region.
No
one is claiming that Don should think before he speaks. Besides, it’s difficult
to teach a very old, dementia-addled old rabid dog new tricks. While in theory he
possibly should think, he should never speak. Ever. Someone needs to tell
gramps to STFU, get him on the proper meds and into a well-padded room for the
duration.
Get
ready for even more bad craziness.
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*Although some are saying this was actually a new policy announcement
rather than more ravings from a known lunatic. Not sure which is worse.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Schmuck Of The Day. Oy
vey.
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