Broken News – Phony Phone Call

The Call Is Coming From Inside The White House

February 2, 2025

Don made another of his patented “perfect phone calls”. This time to Denmark. In a fiery telephone call with Denmark’s premier Mette Frederiksen, Don insisted he was serious in his determination to take over Greenland according to senior European officials.

Don’s verbal nuke lasted 45 minutes. Five current and former senior European officials briefed on the call said the conversation had gone very badly.

Don calmly blowing a gasket at the Danish premier

One source familiar with the phone tantrum told the Financial Times “It was horrendous”.

According to another anonymous official, “He was very firm. It was a cold shower. Before, it was hard to take it seriously. But I do think it is serious, and potentially very dangerous.”

Part of Denmark’s response to Don’s bullshit, after Frederiksen attempted in vain to reason with Captain Dementia and reach some kind of sane compromise, and after another Danish official told the Adderall-addled asshole to “fuck off”, came from a Danish bakery…

Hopefully they taste better than he looks, though surely not the point.

They sure got the coloring right.

Why the fuck not?

Marc Short, who served as chief of staff to ex-Vice President Mike Pence, told the news outlet, “Back then, he was trying to consolidate power in the Republican Party. Today, Trump is the party.” Yes, the party like it's 1933 in Germany.

You’re just figuring that out? It’s been that way for nearly eight years.

And that my friends, scares Ratpublicans to death. Fingers crossed.

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled emotional colonoscopy.