How Would You Like Your Eggs? Over-Priced?
Unaffordable?
February 6, 2025
Apparently, we have quite a few questions today.
By all accounts 77,301,997 Americans voted for
convicted felon and self-professed Dictator-On-Day-One
(And-Apparently-On-Every-Other-Fucking-Day) Don on November 5, 2024. According
to those who talk about such things 24/7 the main issue (besides misogyny,
racism, fascist tendencies and out-and-out stupidity) was THE PRICE OF EGGS, or
to coin a phrase that Don was incalculably and ludicrously proud of
“introducing” the very special word that no one had ever thought to use – groceries.
Not Exactly An
Egghead
As always, Little Donny Duncecap is impressed with his wording. He gives not one little shit about THE PRICE OF EGGS, which he told us as soon as he took office. And now egg prices are through the roof. But Donny is such a smart little boy because he knows words. He thinks no one else knows words. Well, I know a few myself. And I’m not afraid to use them. Words like brain-dead (just made that up, how do you like it?). Or schadenfreude (pretty spiffy, no?). Or how about Fuckface Von Clownstick (which Jon Stewart claims he made up just because he was the first one to say it). I could go on, but you seem like nice people so I’ll stop. For now.
Today’s (Official) Question For The Day:
Happy now?
Well, are ya, punk?
These have been your Paying Attention™ Questions For The Day.
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