What’s In a Lame?
February 9, 2019
Yesterday, serial adulterer, pornstar aficionado, admitted
sexual assaulter and multiply-accused alleged rapist Donald Chrump went to the
National Prayer Breakfast. He was there
to pretend piety in front of many seriously religious political and business
leaders, many of whom are happily and hypocritically looking the other way since
the most un-Christian president in modern history is willing to show hatred for
the LGBTQ community and pretend that he is anti-choice on abortion.
Hot off his unbelievable (not a compliment) performance
(sort of like at circus seal, but with teleprompters) at the State of The
Union, and not yet finished destroying democracy and the English language, or apparently
sleep-talking, Chrump read to the assembled prayers, “Since the founding of our
nation, many of our greatest strides, from gaining our independence, to abolition of civil rights…America’s
potential is unlimited because our extraordinary people are just something that
is number one, no matter where you go.” (emphasis mine)
Chrump taking another word dump
No one knows for sure how the phrase ‘abolition of civil
rights’ came to pass those spray-tanned lips, but Chrump seemed unfamiliar with
most of them, stumbling as usual across the teleprompter, like a third-grader
who never raised his hand to read aloud to the class, but was nonetheless
forced to do so. Better luck next time, Little
Donnie.
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