Flotsam and Chrump

Fits and Pieces

April 9, 2019

As a mere mortal still clinging to a day job at least until I can extract a penny or two from my still nascent, and relatively secret and undisclosed blog, it is becoming increasingly difficult to keep up with our Disaster-in-chief.  If he was mildly amusing at first blush (he was not; this was merely a literary device), Chrump has done nothing but fabricate an accelerating descent into a madness that makes King Lear look like the Dalai Lama.

Today’s offering comprises some quick, painful renderings of Der Furor’s latest malignancies, as he spirals further out of control in the face of myriad walls closing in on him.  Bill Barr’s fake summary of the Mueller report while provided some unwarranted merriment around the Orange Gas Cloud and a horrible gnashing of teeth from the reality-based community – both of which were very short lived as more fact-related information came to light.  The Democrats in the House are not seeming to back down on going after Chrump’s fake tax returns, to which they have a legal right.  Another lawsuit is pending at the hands of one of Chrump’s many sexual harassment/assault victims.  Chrump’s inaugural committee, who raised a record amount of money for an inauguration that no one bothered to attend or watch, is under investigation by federal prosecutors in New York.  Now there are numerous, incredibly credible reports of Chrump instructing various underlings to ignore laws, which might garner some unwanted attention for Dear Leader.  Other walls, too numerous to mention, also continue their hopefully inexorable push to squeeze the gargantuan amoeba that some call qresident.

With any luck, all of this well-deserved misery will finally take its toll on our petty tyrant in a very, very beautifully big way.

Sunday, with fake hair, four days later with fake smile

Anyway, here are a few things caught my painfully divided attention in recent days.

Item #1

We have learned that ghoulish Nazi Stephen Miller, who once said, on camera, “…our opponents, the media, and the whole world will soon see, as we begin to take further action, that the powers of the president to protect our country, are very substantial and will not be questioned,” is now (if not before) in charge of national security, and who knows what else.  Miller has convinced his disinterested boss to clear out any possible humanity, minimal though it has been, from the horde of haters “managing” immigration and homeland security.  The plan is to replace everyone with even more brutal, brutish ogres desperately trying to keep America as white as possible for as long as possible.  Miller, who once went on Face the Nation with a freshly sprayed-on “hair” line, is a power-crazed sociopath, and he and his qresident are precisely what this democracy and this country need protection from.  Between Miller and Kushner, they seem to have everything covered, vastly increasing the odds that we will all be dead or wishing we were very soon.

Item #2

Chrump said that the noise from "windmills" causes cancer.  Chrump has been obsessed with wind turbines ever since the Scottish government decided to put wind farm offshore in view of his disgraceful, failing golf course in Aberdeenshire.  If there is any sound that causes cancer, it is the interminable, horrendous screeching he excretes through his face sphincter.

Item #3

Chrump is destroying this nation on so many levels.  There are the flagrant, obvious ones that we cannot avoid observing, try though we might.  He also has created a fake executive branch, where many of the appointees that must typically face Senate approval before serving, are "acting" positions.  An acting secretary of, for example Blowing the President, can act like he - most likely an older white male - is in charge of Blowing the President without any vetting, skills or brain activity of any kind.  And besides, all of them are acting like ignorant assholes.

Item #4

Sam Patten is a GOP lobbyist who straw-purchased inauguration tickets for a Ukranian oligarch, and then lied to the Senate Intel Committee about it. Patten is now cooperating with authorities.  Oh, I almost forgot, Patten claimed that because of "computer trouble" he deleted his entire Gmail archive folder containing a reported 200,000 emails.  Hillary only had 30,000 missing emails, as I recall someone bellowing at us over and over and over.  More proof that Chrump has the best people.  Russia, if you’re listening, I hope you’re able to find the 200,000 purposely deleted emails…

As the aforementioned walls continue to figuratively cut off the reluctant air heading for Chrump’s unworthy airways, the bloated buffoon is flailing about like hooked, poisonous puffer fish, unwelcome, but nonetheless desperately flopping around on the deck of a boat with no one else on board but a dead-drunk fisherman and a bone-dry engine.

And so to bed.

I. Mangrey retiring…for the night.