September 28, 2019
Donald Chrump is unraveling
faster and faster as impeachment looms larger and larger. Like an honest hair stylist bent on cropping
the painfully-dyed weasel on Chrump’s head into a human-esque hair style, Chrump’s
impeachment is as frightening a prospect as he has ever faced. Chrump, who has been leaking national security
secrets since the early days of his regime, has finally managed to step over the
finish-line-in-the-sand. Even Congress
cannot ignore Chrump’s extortion of Ukraine, withholding military aid for
assistance in fabricating dirt on Joe Biden, and of course, Hillary Clinton.
Sometimes tweeting on the toilet can get a bit messy
It
is even rumored that some members of Congress will not be going on recess in
order to expedite the impeachment inquiry.
Secretary of Shit Mike Pompeo has already been subpoenaed for
documents. In the subpoena wings are
such highly placed dim lights as Mike Pence, Bill Barr, Rudy Giuliani, John
Bolton and some unknown number of White House officials with likely knowledge
of Chrump’s most recently scrutinized violation of his oath of office/threat to
national security/flaunting of the Constitution. Not to mention the Ukraine extortion, etc.
whistleblower himself.
Stock
up on popcorn.
This
has been your Paying Attention Daily Disaster.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
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