Saturday, September 28, 2019

Paying Attention's Daily Disaster

 
Making Donald Chrump Sweat Again

September 28, 2019
Donald Chrump is unraveling faster and faster as impeachment looms larger and larger.  Like an honest hair stylist bent on cropping the painfully-dyed weasel on Chrump’s head into a human-esque hair style, Chrump’s impeachment is as frightening a prospect as he has ever faced.  Chrump, who has been leaking national security secrets since the early days of his regime, has finally managed to step over the finish-line-in-the-sand.  Even Congress cannot ignore Chrump’s extortion of Ukraine, withholding military aid for assistance in fabricating dirt on Joe Biden, and of course, Hillary Clinton.
Sometimes tweeting on the toilet can get a bit messy
It is even rumored that some members of Congress will not be going on recess in order to expedite the impeachment inquiry.  Secretary of Shit Mike Pompeo has already been subpoenaed for documents.  In the subpoena wings are such highly placed dim lights as Mike Pence, Bill Barr, Rudy Giuliani, John Bolton and some unknown number of White House officials with likely knowledge of Chrump’s most recently scrutinized violation of his oath of office/threat to national security/flaunting of the Constitution.  Not to mention the Ukraine extortion, etc. whistleblower himself.

Stock up on popcorn.
This has been your Paying Attention Daily Disaster. 

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