September 14, 2019
Yesterday, one of the most toxic, environmentally hazardous
substances known to man – from its poisonous artificial coloring, to its
semi-synthetic petroleum-based head covering, to its ability to decree death
and destruction to our planet – addressed his fellow Republican’ts in
Baltimore, the city Chrump recently slimed as “a disgusting rat and rodent
infested mess” and “a very dangerous and filthy place” where “no human being
would want to live.” Interestingly, the
very presence of Donald Chrump has made the whole United States a place in
which “no human being would want to live.”
Before we continue, I feel it is my responsibility to warn
you that the following is an actual quote straight from the face sphincter of
the very dangerous and filthy Donald Chrump, a person no human being would want
to listen to, but sometimes must. This might
be one of those times. Thanks to the
Second Amendment or something, you can stop right now before it is too
late. You have been warned.
Chrump was in part celebrating the reversal of clean water
regulations because Obama enacted them and because Chrump is an inhuman pile of
excrement (my apologies the excrement). Here
is what he excreted, “Earlier today, my administration formally repealed the
horrible, dangerous, anti-everything waters of the United States rule. We have the cleanest water, the cleanest air
that we’ve ever had in the history of our country, right now. And, just for the press, because they’ll get
me on that one, I’m thinking. Let’s say
the history of our country over the last 25 years. You know, I would say that
the first few years they probably had cleaner water, cleaner air because there
was nobody here. So I have to be very
accurate.”
Oh, so very accurate he is.
There was nobody here 25 years ago?
Really? Not even Ivanka? Does Chrump know how old he is? Did he simply misread his teleprompter or his
very, very large uh-brain?
Let us assume, for the sake of our own sanity, that our
Very-Stable-Genius-in-chief meant 250 years ago – nobody here, you racist piece
of shit? Someone should take this poor
excuse for a life form out in back of the barn put a book in his hand (I bet
you thought I was going to say ‘bullet in his head’, but that would be illegal
and I would never say such a thing…though I understand that others might
willingly voice such dire sentiments, thinking they had good reason to do so.)
and make him read it.
Perhaps Chrump meant 25 million years ago. Either way, it would be advisable for Mr.
Chrump to go fuck himself. That is after
all, hopefully, not that I really care, the closest he is likely to get to
doing it to Ivanka. Assuming he has not
already done so.
I. Mangrey recoiling.
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