And They Said It
Would Never Happen
September 30, 2019
The happy couple has been
seen here and there, teasing the papparazzi for years now. Finally, it seems that the match many thought
was made in heaven, or somewhere, but time after time after time defied all
logic, will at long last materialize.
Forget the latest Hollywood hook-up.
Forget the latest Royal wedding.
This will be the couple everyone is talking about for many, many years
to come. Twitter will be all
atwitter. Thousands of people will be
dancing in the streets. This coupling
will draw the biggest crowds in history, in any history.
Introducing…
Consummation
might have to wait a while, but it will be spectacular
This has been your Paying Attention Wedding Announcement For
The Day.
You're welcome.
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