A Pause In The Impeachment

Poetic License

January 29, 2020

It’s a poem.  It’s an interview.  It’s a dialogue.  It’s imminent.  It’s already happened.

For Better or Verse

He lies.

Everybody lies.

He’s lied more than 16,000 times while in office for 1100 days.*

He’s good at it, you go with your strengths.

 

The guy is a lie, from "hair" to toe

He admitted to sexually assaulting women.

It was just locker room talk.

More than two dozen women have come forward to accuse him of sexual assault.

They’re lying.

I thought you were okay with that.

That’s only for men; plus, they only lied once.

He repeatedly threatens to commit war crimes.

There are very fine people on both sides.

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Why do you hate America?

I think he provides sexual favors to Vladimir Putin.

Have you seen that guy on a horse?

He said he fell in love with Kim Jong Un.

Have you seen that guy on a horse?

The entire world is laughing at him.

He’s a very funny guy.

Everything he touches turns to shit.

You would die of you didn't shit regularly.

That's not the same thing.

You're not the same thing.

He constantly insults our allies.

Fuck you.

Is it okay that he's a raging racist?

If the shoe fits, wear it.

You got me on that one.

Is there anything he could do to turn you against him?

He could become a Democrat.

Get stuffed.

I’ve enjoyed it.
 

*That would be around 15 lies per day.  However, if you figure he works at most four to five days per week, bringing his total number of work days to around 625 and his lies per day up to 26, and then you figure that he has been at one of his golf courses 30 percent of his time in office (at great expense to taxpayers and great profit to himself), further reducing his number of work days to around 350 and increasing his lies per day to almost 50.  We know that he spends most of his day watching Fux News, tweeting, eating and arranging his “hair” so, figure he only works at most four to five hours per day (not that anyone is suggesting he work harder; God forbid. We are damned lucky he’s a lazy fuck).  His well-documented cheating at golf does not count in this current tally of lies, since he is not at work.  So, bottom line, Chrump probably lies close to ten times per working hour.  This is not an occasional happening.  This is Chrump’s consistent hourly average lying; every single hour that he is allegedly working.  One wonders if a guy with three separate families in three separate states lies with such frequency.

For our purposes, Chrump wandering around Mor-on-Lago telling guests they will soon get some very big news, does not count as working.**

**Yes, it is unusual for a poem to have anything like a footnote.  We live in interesting times.  As Mick Mulvaney would say, “Get over it.”

I. Mangrey waxing poetic, such as it is.