At Last Our Long National Nightmare Had Decreased Incrementally

Joseph R. Biden is America’s 46^th President

November 7, 2020

“At the right time, I will be so presidential you will be so bored. I know when to be presidential.” Candidate Donald Trump, April 2016

So presidential, don’t you think

Some might remember the above quote despite all that has transpired since that time. Just one of the countless bullshit utterances to which we have by now become all too accustomed from the most dishonest president in history. Chrump has logged more than 20,000 lies during his time in office. And to date, he has not managed to spend one single nanosecond being presidential. Now might be a good time to give it a test spin.

Greta Thunberg talks smack on DJ T

There’s talk on the street of offering Chrump a deal to just walk away. A way to stop his five-year-long tantrum, exit gracefully, and agree to a peaceful transfer of power (his four-day-long-ALL-CAPS-tweet-tsunami, repeated claims of voter-fraud-evil-unicorns, and endless efforts to stop counting votes of black people, notwithstanding). Chrump is intimately familiar with losing in court and walking away, given his extensive history of court battles. As has been the story of his life, so has been the story of Chrump v. Countless Courts. He loses constantly.

Donald Chrump – The Syphilis of Presidents

Throughout his career as a lying, cheating racist, Chrump has mostly walked away a loser owing large sums of money. He cannot be permitted to walk, considering all the charges looming against him, his beloved Ivanka and her brothers in New York, and whatever else he might be charged with – the possibilities are endless.

All but one of the Chrump campaign’s court challenges over the past five days have been laughed out of court. The only one that wasn’t allowed his count observers were permitted to move eight feet closer – from 14 to 6 feet away – to the vote counters. This will be the last victory for Donald Chrump for the rest of his miserable existence.

Make Him Obey The Law…For Once

Though Chrump likely will never be forced to answer for this, he will have been directly responsible for the deaths of more Americans than either George W. Bush’s illegal invasion and subsequent debacle in Iraq, or Lyndon Johnson’s lie-begotten catastrophe in Vietnam, possibly both combined. I say no compromise. Drag Chrump out by his heels, kicking and whining if need be, and then give him his year in court. This country has already disgraced itself so badly by the mere act of electing this shameless and flagrant criminal, that one more shameful episode involving Chrump will not only be acceptable damage, but a very fitting end to this sordid chapter in American idiocy.

Chrump’s treasonous behavior in constantly attacking the legitimacy of our elections, are beyond the pale. Casting aspersions on states (with large black populations) across the nation. Threatening to sue nearly half a dozen states for imagined transgressions. Chrump’s legion of lawyers are petitioning the courts mercilessly and baselessly simply to humor our Child-in-chief and his Hindenburg-like ego.

I know, we should give him $130,000 to shut the fuck up. He’s used to that sort of thing. And he’s desperate for money. Apparently, Deutsche Bank is poised to put a serious hurt Chrumpworld as soon as Chrump gets returned to his status as citizen.

Donald Chrump – A Hate That Will Live in Infamy

A recent Yahoo News/YouGov Poll revealed that half (50%) of Trump supporters said they think Democrats are involved in child sex-trafficking rings and eat babies, while another third (33%) aren’t sure. Only about one in six (17%) Trump voters say they don’t believe in such a theory. Most (85%) Biden supporters who have heard of QAnon believe it’s a conspiracy theory with no factual basis. This is our America. The numbers above (which were compiled before the election) become even more disconcerting now that we have seen more than 70,000,000 Americans vote for a man who refused to disavow this psychotic, anti-reality movement. It might also be worth noting that QAnon is catching on across the globe. I don’t know if it’s particularly comforting to know that we are not alone, and that people the world over are losing their minds. Personally, this is not what I was hoping for.

Philosophers, pundits, and regular folks who wear tennis shoes or an occasional python boot, the world over are debating the big question: Can there be life after Chrump? I’ll settle for just an after Chrump.

This is an EX-president

I. Mangrey reporting.