CHRUMP LOSES…And Biden Wins

Chrump Takes Biden/Harris Victory Like A Man…Who Is A Whiny Little Baby*

November 8, 2020 

                                       

It’s All Over But The Shouting…

The American people have spoken and mercifully, Donald Chrump will be limited to a one-term tantrum. Fittingly, Chrump was fiddling golfing when the election was being called for Biden. President Ahab continues to chase his White Whale – a second term – likely until noon on January 20, 2021.

And The Whining…

Until that time, Chrump will make this country suffer even more, in any way he can. If we thought Chrump was incapable of and disinterested in governing before, it takes little imagination to think of what happens next. Chrump will be loser focused…I mean, laser focused on holding on to power. While Joe Biden is waxing hopeful about uniting America, Don Chrump and Bitch McConnell will be trying to inflict as much damage as possible in attempting to make our next president’s job as difficult as they can, so they can keep chanting about how federal government doesn’t work and how Democrats can’t govern.

Chrump on Nixon: “He left. I don’t leave.”

And THE TWEETING...

Chrump said very strongly and stupidly that Chrump v. America will continue to drag on. Shortly after the election was called for Joe Biden, the fake president made his widdle feewings known.

And The Fake Lawsuits.

“We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him: they don’t want the truth to be exposed. The simple fact is this election is far from over…Beginning Monday, our campaign will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated…So what is Biden hiding? I will not rest until the American People have the honest vote count they deserve and that Democracy demands.”

Well guess what, the game is over. Unfortunately, only one team seems to have heard the final buzzer. So I guess Chrump will be playing with himself. Unfortunately, we will still have to watch it happen. Until Security escorts him from the premises.

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*A whiny little baby who is facing financial ruin and jail time. I still want to see his fucking taxes. And a DNA sample. And what’s underneath that thing on his head. And him in an orange jump suit.

I. Mangrey reporting. Personally, I like presidents who don’t lose the popular vote.