Silence Of The Scams

Thanks What-ing?

November 26, 2020

Silence Of The Yams

Yes, it is technically Thanksgiving. When Americans celebrate the murder and mayhem that "bequeathed" this land to the greedy, entitled, uninvited immigrants from across the ocean. Despite the obvious allure of celebrating such momentous events, it is kind of hard to get in the mood given the current murder and mayhem that engulfs our psyches and souls. Holding my breath, anxiously awaiting the merciful death of 2020. While the year does have an immutable expiration date, the angst-ridden wildfire created, fueled and accelerated by the giant, mold-ridden and melting creamsicle Chrump, rages unabated and will continue to do so for at least 19½ days into the new year. So please forgive me if I'm not as merry or thankful as the season demands.

It remains to be seen whether Chrump has really freed his hostage. While the fat lady has in fact sung, allowing the Biden transition team access to funds and current pandemic, intelligence and national security personnel, her boss – the Fathead – continues to insist that will prevail in overturning the will of a record-breaking 80,000,000 Americans (who outvoted Chrump supporters by over 6,000,000) determined to oust America’s autocratic asshole after a single disastrous, interminable term. 

Emily Murphy has sung, abandoning hostage-taker Chrump

For now, we at Paying Attention are hedging our bets and laboring under the assumption that we are still being held hostage, despite the green screen that appears to show the light at the end of the Chrump tunnel. We’ll just have to wait and see.

For now, on to today’s story…

Ed Venture
Managing (emphasis on aging) Editor

Silence Of The Damned

Hannibal Lectern – can he be prevented from eating America?

The Republican't party has been eerily silent since Joe Biden’s historic victory over the man who defeated the entire Republican’t party and took it for his own. Very few of these spineless lizards have dared even show their faces, let alone stand up for democratically held elections, the Constitution or America by admitting that Donald Chrump was the ex-president-elect.

The GQP (Grand QAnon Party) has been enabling and covering for Chrump since he crushed their pathetic slate of losers (almost all of whom are now kissing his ass) to become their presidential nominee in 2016. The GQP continues to aid and abet their vengeful viper as he holds America hostage. Bitch McConnell and his band of racist scalawags in the Senate continue to be more than happy to help Chrump sabotage the United States in an effort to make governing as difficult as possible for the incoming Biden administration. We know all too well that McConnell is no stranger to sabotage.

Stop Shutting Up Already

Veteran Watergate reporter Carl Bernstein reached the limits of patience. Bernstein outed almost two dozen Republican’t Senators who privately (either personally or via aides) expressed their disdain for the Orange Gas Cloud, though several have found their voices long enough to deny ever saying any such thing.

Shut Up Already

It has been said that despite all the malignant missteps, profuse perfidy, definitive defeats, porn-shop-adjacent press conferences and common sense to the contrary, Rudy Giulliani still has the president’s ear. Who gives a fuck about his ear? What we really need to know is, who the fuck has the president’s brain? Clearly not Chrump himself.

I. Mangrey resounding.