Texas Isn't Dead, It Just Smells Funny
March 14, 2024
Fuck Texas straight to hell. As the Lone Scar State vies for worst fucking state in the union, we here at Paying Attention™ say: you made it bitches!
Everyone
knows about Texas trying to kill anyone who crosses into their hell-hole from
south of the border. They are not shy about their racism. But that might not be
their worst claim to shame.
A
recently completed study found that there have been at least 64,000 women and
girls became pregnant as a result of rape in states with abortion bans. As you
might expect, that number is probably low due to rampant under-reporting of
rape. Texass, one assumes proudly, topped the list with 45% of that “total” – 26,000
rape-related pregnancies in this shithole state alone since they banned
abortions there in September 2021.
That’s more (probably much more) than 26,000
rape-related pregnancies in one state in just over two fucking years for those
of you in the dumbass state that keeps electing the most despised man in
American politics – and not without too many good reasons to count – Raphael
(the actual first name he’s ashamed of) Ted Cruz. Cruz’s father, according to
Donald Trump, assassinated JFK, and Cruz himself aided and abetted the same
Donald Trump in trying to assassinate our democracy.
But
don’t worry, because piece-of-shit Texass governor Greg Abbott said he is
planning to stop rape in his disgraceful state. Yeah, stop the raping, what a
great idea. Wonder why no one ever thought of that before. Another super
genius. Too bad about all the brain damage.
He’ll
probably get around to preventing all the raping when he’s not busy kidnapping
and shipping off to other states, or sanctioning the murder of desperate
immigrants trying to enter the United States – land of the free and home of the
slave.
Speaking
of stopping rapists… You can tell a lot about a
person by company he creeps
Just
so we’re on the same page, FUCK TEXAS.
Freak
out…
I
mean, Peace Out.
This has been your Paying Attention™ Fraught For The Day.
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