STEAL Team Six

Vous Recuse

March 4, 2024

As previously reported in this space, the disgraced Supreme Court, the most corrupt Supreme Court in American history, has – for no apparent good reason – stalled and then taken up a case that is so absurd on its face. That case revolves around Donald Trump’s delusional claim of absolute immunity for all 45^th presidents. Forevers. It also revolves around Trump’s irrefutable involvement/incitement in insurrection.

STEAL Team Six – deployed to take out democracy…with prejudice

Shown here without their disguises

Any Supreme Court justice whose wife is implicated in the January 6^th insurrection should obviously recuse himself. Especially if that wife was quite possibly an as-yet-unindicted co-conspirator in said insurrection. I know what you’re thinking and/or screaming, there’s no way a justice on the high court would have a wife who aided and abetted the attempted overthrow of the United States government. If such an unthinkable disgrace would ever happen, surely a recusal – in the name of justice – would be a no-brainer.

In a similar vein, surely any Supreme Court justice who was appointed by the defendant in a case would see no way to avoid recusing themselves. Especially if that case involved an attempted overthrow of the United States government, and especially if one or more of those justices got on the Court by less-than-savory means. like say, if those seats on the Court were stolen by a patently evil Senate majority leader.

A Funny Thing Didn’t Happen On The Way To The Fascism 

Anticipating Trump’s attempt to stall, which is a no-brainer since that has been Trump’s go-to defense in every case, including the many, many cases he has lost over the years, Jack Smith requested – on December 11, 2023 – that the Supreme Court hear the case of absolute presidential immunity. Smith did this in order to get this ridiculous lawsuit done and dusted in plenty of time to get Trump put away for insurrection. Go directly to Jail. Do not anywhere near the fucking White House, do not collect 11,783 non-existent votes. After jail, go directly to Hell.

The high court ignored Smith’s very legitimate, very important request, tossing the case to a lower court which promptly found that Trump and his lawyers were full of what in legal circles is known as shit. The Supremes then sat on their hands, or in Clarence Thomas, Sam Alito and Neil Gorsuch’s cases, their piles of billionaire-supplied cash and valuable prizes, until this past week when they told us they will expedite this critical case to April 22, and then take their sweet time and get back to us some time before the Rapture. 

Georgia On Our Minds

Meanwhile, down in Georgia a judge is now deciding whether or not Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis has a conflict of interest in the case of the attempted creation of 11,783 votes/extortion phone call to Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensburger. As everyone by now has heard Trump’s perfect phone call threatening Raffensberger in the hopes of convincing (i.e., coercing) the secretary to make up, or switch, or just lie about who won the state of Georgia in the 2020 presidential election that Joe Biden won by a landslide. DA Willis made the incredibly stupid mistake of dating one of her prosecutors – who just happened to wind up on the Trump case.

Based on the trial to determine if Willis should be disqualified from the case, now in the judge’s hands, there has been no substantive evidence that, stupid though it may have been, Willis’ affair in no way interfered with the proper and extremely necessary prosecution of the treasonous hot air buffoon Donald Jape Trump.

There is no way what Willis did comes within a light year of conflict of interest practically suffocating Thomas, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh and Coney Barrett all of whom should recuse themselves from any case having to do with Trump.

Not to mention the Donald “I’m Allowed To Take Stuff” Trump-appointed “judge” Aileen “Loose” Cannon overseeing the Mor-on Lago stolen/hidden/lied-about documents case, who was previously reprimanded on this case before it even started and was reversed by a superior court for being in the tank for Trump once the case began. How she is permitted to remain on/against this case is beyond comprehension.

One Last Thing

Sixty-four percent of Americans want a pre-election verdict in Jack Smith’s federal election case – you know, the one we started our time together today with, the one STEAL Team Six seems more than willing to slow walk to death in order to help Russia and Trump get back into the White House in November. So fuck you, you ultra-religious, Christian-nationalist, emolument-teat-sucking, ultra-partisan hacks. Give us a speedy fucking trial or get the fuck out of our Court.

American justice, bitches! Deal with it.

I. Mangrey reporting. I rest my case.